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Jun 4
I dont even know man like if I saw this interaction id think its fake
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Keyword: "were." A trait like hunting/fighting requires constant pressure to make those selections. Most "pit bulls" today have not been bred for fighting for many, many generations. They are bred as pets, or they are "backyard" mixes with no intentional selection at all
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im sounding like a broken record, this is the point. when you take a "pit bull" and put it in a stable, loving environment, its "fighting ancestry" is no more likely to "turn on" than a beagle's "hunting ancestry" is to make it attack a person. hunting rats is a specific instinct
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Mar 24
Straight women in my mentions be like: ‘Yeah 🥹 I wear a lacy frock 👗 with a bib, drink milk 🥛 from a sippy bottle 👶 , eat star-shaped nuggets 🙈 , my boyfriend changes my diaper before bed, it’s whimsy 🥹🥹 , my inner child is healed Did you hear me? I’m HEALED 😡😡😡
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This dude is out there murdering people in his car with no arms or legs and then Twitter mfs will tell you they're too disabled to play Resident Evil
A professional cornhole player with no arms or legs has been arrested for allegedly murdering a man
Authorities claim that Dayton Webber shot the victim in his car and drove away with the body
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Mar 17
CAT PARENTS Announcement Trailer
A game where you rescue abandoned and homeless cats
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Feb 13
youre just shutting down the convo. theres a difference between being exclusionary and acknowledging some mechanics are fundamentally tied to a specific sense. if a puzzle is built on color theory, adding symbols literally changes the logic and challenge of the game
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Also, the rhythm game thing. adding visual cues turns a rhythmic experience into a visual reaction test. its mechanically a different loop.
its okay to admit some art is designed for a specific sensory experience w/o acting like its a moral failing or ""ignorance.""
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Lmao he got mad he couldn't make a point so he asked a bunch of question then blocked me before I could respond
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17 Sep 2025
Imagine actually harvesting your grain like some kind of cuckold instead of pulling it directly out of the ground with your bare teeth
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1 Sep 2025
“Joanne, Greatest Hits (Self-Pity Edition)”
Ah yes, the classic Rowling Playlist:
Track 1 — Nobody Understands Me But the Bathroom Stall.
Track 2 — Won’t Somebody Think of the Rape Crisis Centres?
Track 3 — Sports Are Doomed Because of Three Trans Girls in Track & Field.
Bonus Remix — The Left Ruined by My Facebook Group Talking Points.
Imagine holding the pen that created Hogwarts and deciding your real legacy is… arguing that trans teenagers are scarier than Trump. Not Voldemort, not Umbridge, not Grindelwald — no, Joanne’s true villain is a 16-year-old trying on eyeliner.
She frames it like she’s Joan of Arc in Marks & Spencer, bravely defending the changing room from marauding “male sex offenders” (apparently, Tesco’s staff just wave them through if she’s not standing guard).
And that bit about “cross-dressing heterosexual fetishists having the time of their lives”? Ma’am, your kink is reading your own Substack replies and pretending it’s the Magna Carta.
Here’s the truth: Joanne doesn’t want “free speech,” she wants free applause. When she doesn’t get it, she drafts another 800-word martyrdom scroll about how being criticized is just like medieval torture.
Meanwhile, her list of “beliefs” reads less like political philosophy and more like a next-door neighbor’s Facebook rant with a Minions meme attached.
In the end, Joanne doesn’t sound like a brave feminist. She sounds like the Sorting Hat got stuck on Boomer Facebook Aunt and now won’t shut up.
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29 Jun 2023
ngl your dad should have defused the spike bro.
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