Twitter's favourite Afrikanerβ’. Split a piece of wood and Fred is there; lift up a stone and you will find Fred.
Joined August 2024
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Please read my pinned tweet. ππΌ
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Clavicular will turn himself into a slightly less white Michael Jackson, and all his gays will abandon him, while I will retain my natural beauty and my gays will *never* abandon me, and then I will laugh and laugh and laugh.
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A trillion dollars. That's a one followed by a trillion zeroes. Unthinkable.
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Shit, I have to work tomorrow (today SAST) and maybe even lose my virginity. I simply cannot tweet through the night with all of you, much as I love you.
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oh no, he's going to be our Hunter, isn't he?
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Frederik πΏπ¦ retweeted
nigga built like one of the villagers from shrek π
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Everybodyβs favorite Afrikaner is back. Woooo
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The people's *goddess.
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Frederik πΏπ¦ retweeted
good day to be a zendaya stan
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I'm going to bed. Remind me to mute you when I see you. β€οΈ
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Thanks, I hate you too.
I hate genuinely beautiful men. Youβre not supposed to be this way pal
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Ugly vs ugly.
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Bodybuilders get so mad when you tell them the guy on the left pulls more bitches than the guy on the right
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And Abraham spoke to Fred and said, "For the sake of the five souls you like, who don't actively demoralize you, will you stay on Twitter?"
And Fred said, "We'll see."
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Never.
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Can y'all pls stop calling this app twitter? Thanks.
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I saw a pirated version of Scary Movie (2026) and I still feel I need to be compensated for the time I wasted on that piece of shit.
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I detest people who tell me what career path they think I should follow; it's always some third rate shit that's completely out of sync with who I am or what I want. Anyway, venting burble over.
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The reaction will be deactivating. π―
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some people are just dying to get a reaction out of you.
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Camille Paglia should join Twitter.
βShe pretends to be a daring truth teller but never mentions her most obvious problem: foodβ - Camille Paglia on Andrea Dworkin
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