Chief Tricknology Officer @Signal8Ai
Joined July 2024
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27 Dec 2025
probably the happiest i've been in my life right now
> 2K run every morning
> 4-5 hours sleep on weeknights
> elvanse / caffeine / nicotine stack
> ice bath 5 mins sauna daily
> ashwagandha, shilajit, whatever else fits in the cabinet
> 2-2.5 hours lifting every day
> zero rest days in 2 months
> no women, alcohol, or going out
long way to go but finally starting to see what this thing can actually do.
hitting PRs consistently. life is good.
new year soon. will make it the best one yet.
always down to hear what other routines people are running / stims they are abusing. drop it in the comments or dm.
(video from leg day yesterday)
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The most powerful AI on the planet lasted FOUR DAYS.🥀
Anthropic dropped Claude Fable 5 on Tuesday. By Friday at 5:21pm, the US government ordered it shut down - worldwide. Not just overseas. Everywhere.
Why? It got too good at finding security holes in real software. Windows, browsers, all of it. Someone jailbroke it, and Washington export-controlled an AI model like it was a weapon.
First time a frontier AI got nuked by export law. Won't be the last. 👀
Save this - you're gonna want the receipts when round 2 hits.
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Cannot wait for next weeks @theallinpod
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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fullstacktard retweeted
Jun 11
Situational Awareness LP - Q1 2026 13F scorecard
filed may 16. positions as of march 31. here's where they sit now:
$SNDK - $724M at ~$635/share. now $1,759. 177%
$MU - $584M at ~$338/share. now $911. 170%
$AMD - $969M at ~$203/share. now $458. 125%
$BE - $879M at ~$135/share. now $239. 77%
$AVGO - $1.01B at ~$309/share. now $374. 21%
$NVDA - $1.57B at ~$174/share. now $199. 14%
$ORCL - $1.07B at ~$147/share. now $175. 19% on paper.
that last one filed a $20B ATM in the same 8-K as its earnings beat this morning. the 13F said winner. the 8-K said read the footnotes.
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Jun 11
The BIGGEST IPO in history is happening tomorrow
SpaceX is raising 75 BILLION dollars
How do you think it goes?
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All politicians legally have to publish their trades
The problem is no one shows you this info or what to do with it.
signal8 solves this problem
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fullstacktard retweeted
Jun 11
The largest IPO in history prices this week.
Here's what's actually in the S-1.
SpaceX is selling 555,555,555 shares at $135. That's a $75B raise, 2.5x bigger than Saudi Aramco's record, at a ~$1.77 trillion valuation. Ticker SPCX, on Nasdaq.
Everyone's covering the headline. Here's what we found in the prospectus.
A thread🧵
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Jun 8
So its like dexscreener for stocks?
Jun 8
Two new things on Signal8 this week 👇
Introducing the Pre-Market Screener
See what's moving before the market opens - and know why it's moving.
Every morning, the biggest opportunities (and biggest landmines) happen in the hour before the bell. Earnings beats, FDA decisions, overnight news, surprise guidance - by 9:30 it's already priced in.
The Pre-Market Screener puts the live tape, the catalysts, and the news on one screen so you can show up to the open already knowing the story.
Live ranked movers, sorted by gainers, losers, or volume. Each ticker tagged with what's driving it - earnings, clinical data, M&A, dilution, an analyst call.
One click pulls up the actual headline behind the move. Futures tape and macro context up top so you can read the broader setup at a glance.
It quietly appears in your sidebar during pre-market hours and gets out of the way the rest of the day.
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Jun 2
anthropic's safeguards team has determined that I am the threat.
they're not wrong, just for the wrong reasons.
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cook
May 30
the one calendar that doesn't make you check five tabs
every event that moves a stock, on one timeline:
· earnings, dividends, splits, IPOs
· macro w/ impact filter (H/M/L)
· 10-K/10-Q dates 13F filings & deadlines
· filter by ticker, fund, or watchlist
signal8.ai/calendar
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fullstacktard retweeted
May 22
public company BTC leaderboard (week ending may 17):
1. Strategy — 843,738 btc
2. XXI — 43,514 btc
3. Metaplanet — 40,177 btc
4. MARA — 38,689 btc
5. RIOT — 15,680 btc
6. HUT — 13,696 btc
all 196 public holders combined: ~1.22M btc
the gap between #1 and #2: 800,224 btc
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May 22
every few weeks there's a new "how is this senior official making policy on the industry they hold stock in" story
Sacks. Budd-Falen last week. EPA chemicals. 47 lobbyists in CLC's report last month.
nobody connects them. they're the same story.
it starts with one line in a Day 1 executive order that nobody read: EO 14148 revoked the rule requiring 18 USC 208 conflict-of-interest waivers to be published within 10 days.
that's the rule that used to tell the public which senior official held stock in which industry while writing policy for that industry.
congress trades with a 45-day lag under the STOCK Act. the executive branch now trades dark.
every scandal you've seen in the last 6 months is downstream of that one EO.
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at Signal8.ai we parse 2.4 million SEC filings looking for the shit companies try to hide in plain sight.
shelf registrations filed right before dilution. Form 4s with suspiciously timed insider buys. 13Fs that are already 45 days stale the moment retail reads them. warrant terms buried in footnotes on page 3.
the whole thesis: official disclosures exist, but timing and opacity are how the hiding actually works.
this is the same thing. but for government officials. and instead of a 45-day filing lag, it's infinite lag until someone submits a FOIA request that may or may not get answered this decade.
congress gets dragged for STOCK Act violations constantly. 45 days feels like a scandal.
the executive branch? no clock at all.
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both parties have run the congressional trading scam. Pelosi is the meme. but that congressperson still has to file eventually.
the waiver regime is different. no deadline. no required publication. some get posted to whitehouse.gov voluntarily, months late. Sacks' did. that's the BEST case.
most never see daylight. Budd-Falen only surfaced because a journalist happened to ask. whoever's next won't have a journalist asking.
18 USC 208. waivers. no publication window. that's the whole mechanism.
which senior officials do you think hold active waivers right now that you've never heard of?
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