Useful in a disaster. Ice Hockey πŸ’. Rollercoasters. Maps. πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ he/him.

Joined February 2017
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Happy Monday morning.
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One win for each team over the weekend in Canberra!
Go Mustangs! Melbourne defeat Canberra in Canberra!
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Go Mustangs! Melbourne defeat Canberra in Canberra!
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She's a gay man now? Pls go away.
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Are my oofms okay?
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Didn't she already quit Grindr?
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Replying to @senatorbabet
Weekly Food $100 Data $150 Rent $800 Almonds $3,600 Utility $150 Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My family is dying.
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The most stupid thing about the arrival cards is that everyone has to go to a terminal to answer additional questions anyway because the questions change and the cards don't. Just put everything on the terminal (and add plenty more).
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Foxtrot Delta Whisky retweeted
him: you better not be a sexy bellsprout when i get there me:
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I finally made it to Planet Zedd πŸ˜‚
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Can’t believe I get to say this… I’M OPENING MY OWN RIDE AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS JAPAN!!! 🀯 Over the past year, we’ve been reimagining the Space Fantasy roller coaster into CLUB ZEDD; a brand-new space-club experience. My goal was to make the music drive the ride itself, guiding you through every rise and drop; including an exclusive DJ mix I created just for the queue. β€œSpace Fantasy – The Ride: CLUB ZEDD REMIX” opens at @USJ_Official on January 30, 2026 πŸš€
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Me: Why is my bedroom shaking. Oh a 6.3 Earthquake.
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Duck duck @fwmelb
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Fridays
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Foxtrot Delta Whisky retweeted
Blue Zoo Des Moines, the interactive aquarium at Jordan Creek Town Center tied to what was reportedly Iowa’s only shark attack on record, is officially shutting down
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Every email from my bank every year: Hey, so we're planning a merger with another bank.
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Tokyo DisneySea!
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Tokyo Disneyland!
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Me and who?
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Foxtrot Delta Whisky retweeted
Shiver me Chalmers - there's nothing in tonight's Budget for an old sea dog like me | Pirate's Perspective | Guardian Australia
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The person who sent you this wants to go on a Yoshi Ride with you. (It me)
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