Filming a Rolls Royce Phantom for @Lovecars and, while talking about its huge dimensions, discovered an @F1 car is the same width and length!! Yes, they are now that big …
Tom and I built a vinegar/ bicarb bottle rocket to shoot into the sky! (I’m available for science workshops and symposiums via my agent). Thanks for the kit @JohnnyVegasReal 🤣
Cars without screens are fucking stupid. They might as well sell cars without seats. "Look! We've deliberately deleted a useful part! That'll be two million quid please!"
It is absolutely mad that one of the main reasons for keeping schools open during a global pandemic is that some kids are safer in school than at home? Wtf??
That little speck in the sky is a Spitfire. Heard its unmistakable sound well before I saw it. An echo from 80 years ago. Always wonderful, yet forever poignant. Especially today. #BattleOfBritain80
"Did you just touch that poo with your stick and put it in your pocket?"
"No.."
"Are you sure? Did you just touch it with your stick?
"No".
"Let me have a look at the stick?"
"No"
"Why, because there's poo on it?"
"Yeah"
"You've got poo in your pocket now haven't you."
"Yeah!"
"None of you are able to explain an assessment of the number of people coming into the country with coronavirus"
Chair of the Home Affairs Committee Yvette Cooper questions Home Secretary Priti Patel on how many people are coming to the UK with Covid-19
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Dear nursery teacher, it's been wonderful having her at home, you're right they learn so much more don't they....also... please don't pull her finger if she asks you to.