So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years All you can do is tip your cap

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate. Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

The official Democratic Party

George Washington was born American, died American, and only served in the US Army That should be the minimum requirement for all Congressional Representatives and Senators

Make the infants work. Solid logic.

This Is NOT about a ballroom

We live in #Idiocracy

Still can’t comment on these Tweets…

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 The Athletic has committed a tremendous HIPPA violation by speculating about Cash Patel’s drinking without his consent The first amendment does not protect this speech. They must be shut down and arrested

Still can’t comment on this platform. What up @elonmusk?

Joe Rogan: “There’s some talk about journalists getting in trouble for leaking information about the downed pilot and they want to prosecute these journalists. At the same time, no one’s being prosecuted for the Epstein Files. That’s nuts! That’s a sick society”

Trump is so dumb. #worldpeace

This awful platform for pedos and friends of pedos won’t even let me comment anymore. Free speech something something something….

Actual quotes from President Trump: Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully. March 10: practically nothing left to target Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." April 6 :a whole civilization will die April 7: total and complete victory April8: objectives were met A true disaster

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 It’s finally here - World Piece. President Trump just announced Iran’s 🇮🇶 unconditional surrender, giving the US our third victory over them since 1991 and bringing an end to a century of Middle East strife The haters are in shambles

Trump makes a major announcement about the war with Iran

7 kids 3 successful marriages 1 Iranian leader eliminated The haters are in shambles