Straight up funniest video I have seen so far this year!

Praying Catherine O’Hara is in heaven actively not folding cheese

***Giveaway*** If Travis Kelce scores a touchdown during the game tonight and the Chiefs win, I will give an 8x10 print of my Champion Vibes colored pencil drawing to one person who Reposts this post! You must be following me to win! #ChiefsKingdom #Swiftie #TravisKelce

Okay, now we cyber bully Pizza Hut until they bring back the buffet and red cups.

More on the donation from David Booth. #KU

There's a seismic shift happening in how professionals view their careers, and it's leading more people to consider freelancing than ever before. (Photo: Alexander Spatari via Getty Images) trib.al/36EcSRr

To be clear, what the @DOGE team and @USTreasury have jointly agreed makes sense is the following: - Require that all outgoing government payments have a payment categorization code, which is necessary in order to pass financial audits. This is frequently left blank, making audits almost impossible. - All payments must also include a rationale for the payment in the comment field, which is currently left blank. Importantly, we are not yet applying ANY judgment to this rationale, but simply requiring that SOME attempt be made to explain the payment more than NOTHING! - The DO-NOT-PAY list of entities known to be fraudulent or people who are dead or are probable fronts for terrorist organizations or do not match Congressional appropriations must actually be implemented and not ignored. Also, it can currently take up to a year to get on this list, which is far too long. This list should be updated at least weekly, if not daily. The above super obvious and necessary changes are being implemented by existing, long-time career government employees, not anyone from @DOGE. It is ridiculous that these changes didn’t exist already! Yesterday, I was told that there are currently over $100B/year of entitlements payments to individuals with no SSN or even a temporary ID number. If accurate, this is extremely suspicious. When I asked if anyone at Treasury had a rough guess for what percentage of that number is unequivocal and obvious fraud, the consensus in the room was about half, so $50B/year or $1B/week!! This is utterly insane and must be addressed immediately.

Say it louder for the people in the back. 😆

Karens around the world rejoice as “Margaret” becomes the new pejorative for obnoxious white women.

KC (14.5") has had more snow this season than Minneapolis, Des Moines, Omaha, Chicago, Milwaukee, Green Bay and most of SD and ND. #mowx #kswx #kcwx #fox4kc JL

CBS's 60 minutes didn't just cut Kamala's rambling answer down to make her sound coherent. They completely replaced the answer to the question she was asked. This absolutely has to be against broadcast standards.

I'm one two-factor authentication away from snapping.

"When I was at your age, I survived a pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. You'll be ok if you don't go out tonight" 🤣 We finally have a line to use for future kids

Phrases that indicate a Midwesterner is fighting for their life: “Living the dream” = kindly push me off a grain elevator “All good no worries” = not good, so many worries “Hanging in there” = by the tiniest thread

happy April 25 to all who celebrate

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their: • Biggest Regrets • Biggest Lessons • Advice to their younger self Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same… Here are my top 8:

Sick to my stomach about what is happening in KC post-parade. Prayers for KC. 🙏

Kansas City is electric after the @Chiefs brought in another Super Bowl win last night! Congrats to the team for the hard work all season, and persevering through last night's over time. Go Chiefs!

WE DID IT! AGAIN!!!

Jason Kander oversaw a nearly $3 million operation that involved staging a fake wedding to rescue 383 people from Afghanistan in 2021 @eadler has the story for @KCStar kansascity.com/news/local/ar…