formerly tradwifeguy, extreme popcorn champion, divorced uncle of four, transgendah
Joined October 2020
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I really need America to adopt gelato culture, because what do you mean it’s almost 2 o’clock and I can’t just pop out for an afternoon ice cream in New York City without it seeming weird
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Very revealing that everyone is playing New York, New York and Empire State of Mind, but refuses to put on 212
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New York feels like Everytime We Touch by Cascada right now
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The smallest habits make the biggest difference. Listen to Applause by Lady Gaga before work every day
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Why did you make the mom white?
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New York is a beach town if you’re not afraid of the bus
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This season of Drag Race All Stars is so bad we used our energy to become hardcore Knicks fans
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summer chris is sunburnt retweeted
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The Knicks really won a power of friendship championship lmfao. All you can do is tip your cap
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I literally spent the day at Riis then came back into the city to watch the Knicks win. Today ruled I love NY
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OK KNICKS WON LET’S GO LIBERTY I AM NOW ADDICTED TO SPORTS
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summer chris is sunburnt retweeted
Jun 14
NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
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Jun 14
this is like reverse 9/11
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My sunburn is absolutely insane I forgot to do my legs
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Fainting Season is upon us. And I am upon the ground
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Blind date. Folk punk
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What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
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Europeans meeting Italian-Americans after a lifetime of having to deal with Italy-Italians……. Welcome to where da grass is greener!!!!!
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I am now into sports for the same reason any man is: get to hug strangers and feel the brotherhood of man :)
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