Married to the game. Former captain of my high school hockey team. Sasquatch Truther. Michigan Man. Quesarito Loyalist. Cargo Ship Enthusiast. #LGRW
Joined January 2023
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24 Mar 2025
The autistic guy ringing me up at Trader Joe’s just spent 5 minutes explaining to me his detailed plan to save college basketball from the impacts of the transfer portal. The people behind me in line were getting very impatient. I refused to budge. Dudes rock.
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Jun 16
Integrity is everything #leadersandbest
Jun 15
The University of Michigan has canceled a scheduled volleyball match against Texas Tech and UM plans to hold further discussions with its athletic staff on prohibiting contests against the Red Raiders, similar to Nebraska and Georgia, sources tell @YahooSports.
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Jun 15
Stanley Cup presentation always makes me a little misty eyed. What a sport.
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Jun 15
Rod Brind’Amour doesn’t appear to know how a handshake line works
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Jun 15
Hahahaha Ayariiiiiiiiiiii
Jun 15
WHAT A STRIKE FROM YASIN AYARI 😮💨
The Brighton man opts not to celebrate after opening the scoring against the country of his father's birth 🇸🇪🇹🇳
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Jun 15
TV in my apartment has been dead for about 2 weeks but I move in a month so I’ve been too lazy to buy a replacement. Somehow by the grace of god I just got it to fire up for the hockey game tonight. Hellelujah.
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Jun 14
I should go to the gym but I’m having a delightful time playing games on my phone
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General Steez retweeted
Jun 13
Anthony Bourdain wrote about this. This was his pitch for Parts Unknown. Trust me, read the whole thing.
Jun 12
So far this World Cup has been a great reminder that we make too many assumptions about one another, and that the vast majority of humanity is awesome.
It's been pretty damn refreshing, honestly.
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Jun 13
If I was ever the President I would go to every Red Wings home game and everyone would accuse me of not caring about my job and they would be correct
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Jun 13
This beer feels especially good in my mouth. I’m not totally sure why.
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Jun 12
Is there any sort of Algerian flag Jayhawk merch I can purchase?
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Jun 12
What is going to be the most patriotic bar in Chicago to watch the USA game at tonight?
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Jun 11
Everyone in the office has started drinking and I still have to wrap up work (send one email)
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Jun 11
Oh, and now I’m eating a cliff bar. Blueberry Almond Crisp. What are you going to do about it?
Jun 11
Dipping my cheese sticks in black coffee because I’m an agent of chaos
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Jun 11
Dipping my cheese sticks in black coffee because I’m an agent of chaos
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Jun 10
This summer I will be in London for 2 days. I am using one of those days to take the train down to Brighton and tour the Amex. I’m so fucking pumped. Up the gulls.
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