brought to life by exposure to a mysterious ray | @quasigeostrophy
Joined June 2013
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14 Sep 2025
7-10 finish reid fired kelce encased in ice at the south pole mcvay HC mcdaniels OC draft jeremiyah love jawaan taylor banned from the league for his presnap motion
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noted rapist sam altman was killed in his home today. he is mourned by none
Apr 14
noted rapist sam altman was killed in his home today. he is mourned by none
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skill issue. i remember impressing the third grade teacher by using the word “deceased” correctly (i was in second grade btw)
Apr 14
I remember my third-grade teacher mocked me for using the word "skirmish" (correctly) in class.
She thought it was a made-up word and brought the teacher next door in to have a good laugh and made me say it again
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r_sq = 0.000000000000
Yeah it’s a complete mystery to me why boys would hate their teachers
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why do you look like that
Apr 14
read it and weep legacy media!!
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Apr 14
A message to my dying followers ❤️
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my longest yeah boi ever
The Pope is honoring Muslims who raped and disemboweled Christians
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Coke Zero has natural healing pathogens that were first recognized by Native Americans
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spare pixels sir?
Apr 14
Amazing how much you & your simp army resemble this tweet.
You're all so broken by a twisted lack of proper philosophy that everything is seen through the lens of perversion & sex.
You cannot fathom a person seeing you as anything but a sexual object. You've proven my point.
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The Calvin Coolidge Project
🚨Report: The U.S. is short at least 10 million single-family homes
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let me stop you at “halfway intelligent right winger” buddy
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erm yeah methinks the internet is having a damn normal one!
Got called a nazi a bunch today because I *squints* oppose murdering Sam Altman
So things are going great
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well, pinkpantheress!
Apr 14
She should try honoring Miles by making some better music instead of designing a car for Bezos. Most of her stuff is Starbucks-tier. Has a single great artist come out of Tik Tok virality?
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How it feels eating mcdonalds breakfast in my car knowing my wife doesnt want me to have it
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23 Mar 2025
flamingo's tongue seasoned with silphium of cyrene
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NEEM
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Cada golfo tiene un nombre, como el Golfo de México y, por supuesto, el Golfo Pérsico.
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Apr 13
r/amitheasshole
Wife is mad I bought a ticket for the Northernlion Supercruise because it is the same week as our son's second birthday. I tried explaining that he won't remember what day we have the party anyway and we can do it when I'm back. AITAH?
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