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If I was in the Absolute Universe, my name would be Alive-Maker. But I am not. The more you know.
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Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now theyβre nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore
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Jun 6
Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people
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[yelling into your ear at a loud bar] I said, βI wish harm upon you bro!β
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Jun 7
BRUCE PASS THE FUCKING BAAALLLLππππππ
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I don't need to be diagnosed. Just punch criminals.
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It's sad that Batman died before they legalised gay marriage
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It is sad that Batman died before he experienced microdosing estrogen
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Recently my friend asked her adolescent son to find a nonstick pan in the kitchen, and he returned in despair after several minutes, saying, "They ALL have sticks."
ALT pixelated image of a frying pan with an arrow pointing to the handle, with label "stick"
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