Believer, Husband, Dad of 4 boys. GTM leader tech investor. Building the future for your homes @homekeeprdotco . Trying to tweet less about Sixers & Steelers
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My body is a 6’3” 229lb machine that turns a stack of buttermilk pancakes into the sloppiest 5 miler you’ve ever seen
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Interesting!
Jun 12
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire.
The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth.
We need a wealth tax.
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The responses here are largely affirming my working theory that boys go to the hospital more often than girls.
And that my boys go more often than the rest 🤣
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Parents of healthy kids: what’s the average amount of hospital visits you make per kid per year?
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Parents of healthy kids: what’s the average amount of hospital visits you make per kid per year?
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Eating pretzels you could never imagine from Pennsylvania towns you could never pronounce.
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Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania
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Would you do me a favor and follow @Homekeeprdotco ?
More stuff coming there soon 🇺🇸
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This and the entirety of stripe press’s publications
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
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Be the American that the World Cup tourists from Germany think that you are 🇺🇸
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