the woman that loves you🪞 Best Canadian Poetry || Best Canadian Stories || exec ed @PrismLitMag
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May 31
there has to be more to life than being a handsome genius that everyone’s in love with
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May 2
“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”
Bank teller on floor: what?
“Heat rises!”
(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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art donaldson’s ball girl retweeted
May 11
In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.
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May 12
Top 10 ways to know you are currently in the middle of sex
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May 12
your girlfriend dming nathan fielder happy birthday on instagram
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art donaldson’s ball girl retweeted
26 Apr 2023
(realizing a guy stopped listening 4 minutes into me talking about how I’m in my applesauce and Sudoku era) Wowwwww. he must be addicted to pornography
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art donaldson’s ball girl retweeted
Apr 23
Obsessed with this picture of Rizo in the hammock that the official Survivor Instagram account posted #Survivor50
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Mar 31
Hi and are you out to get me
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art donaldson’s ball girl retweeted
25 Mar 2021
Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people’s children
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RT @sugarttalking: ppl on twitter: yeah i'm a feminist
*sabrina carpenter does anything*
same people: WHORE WHORE WHORE SLUT WHORE BITCH
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art donaldson’s ball girl retweeted
Jan 4
being a dog probably easy as hell i love begging for affection
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Mar 27
i get gay off that tequila
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Mar 27
Who let that gobshite on the television
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