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“My mama and daddy own a hookah lounge” “TELL THEM ABOUT THAT HOOKAH LOUNGE!” “GIRL, YOU BETTER GET OUT MY FACE! Houston > Black Parents > Black Households > LMFAO 😭
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LMFAOOOO
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“Drop your glasses. Shake your asses.” One of the best opening bars ever.
Eve takes us back with her iconic hit “Let Me Blow Ya Mind” for NPR’s Tiny Desk
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gaygod 🇵🇸 retweeted
One of my faveeeeee tiktokers drives box trucks, idk if she has her CDL though but I live for her 😭😭😭
I wonder how many trans truckers there are out there.
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gaygod 🇵🇸 retweeted
Made banana bread and it tastes like Chernobyl aftermath
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RT @falseroxy: thinking about this post a lot today because... who the fuck is jelly roll
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gaygod 🇵🇸 retweeted
Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(
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pulled an all nighter…..
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Anyways what do i need to do to get me a Brazilian for Juneteenth? Where do I need to go
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gaygod 🇵🇸 retweeted
Madonna was so fucking ripped it’s awesome
I want something for real..
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gaygod 🇵🇸 retweeted
niggas had us posting “tw// food”
how strict it was on woke twitter 2020-2023
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oomf was on that gay shit at calentura ikdr
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I wish this on my enemies amen
Una familia se reunió para ver el Mundial pero acabaron descubriendo que el abuelo tenía un montón de páginas porno guardadas en el televisor JAJAJAJAJAJA
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Just now hearing about this so i looked it up and immediately saw the video. Jesus christ
The 21-year-old woman who died after bungee jump staff threw her from a bridge without attaching her bungee cord was alive for a short time after the fall. An off-duty nurse who rushed to help said Maria Eduarda was still conscious when she arrived and even spoke with her, reassuring the young woman that she was going to be OK.
Community note
The off-duty nurse reported Maria Eduarda was unconscious, did not speak, and had only a weak pulse after the fall despite CPR attempts. g1.globo.com/sp/piracicaba-…
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absolutely wild story of two guys in an ATV accidentally coming upon a missing woman up to her mouth in muddy water in northern Minnesota startribune.com/atv-riders-f…
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gaygod 🇵🇸 retweeted
Germany in Houston…. The World Cup brings the world together
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RT @vampl0vrrr: btw, iran's team are not allowed to stay in the u.s. and will need to travel to mexico after each game. the exhaustion for…
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I need a nerd to give me the stats on this
All four World Cup matches on Day 5 ended in a draw: Spain 0-0 Cape Verde Belgium 1-1 Egypt Saudi Arabia 1-1 Uruguay Iran 2-2 New Zealand
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The way she closed her board so fast 😂
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