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11 Oct 2019
I am quoted at the bottom of the article. nytimes.com/interactive/2019โฆ
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4 May 2023
Dreams being forged in the stars since 1977โฆ #bydhttmwfi
#StarWarsDay
ALT A medium close-up of LeVar in Jedi robes. He holds a light saber and the blue-white light reflects off his cheek.
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4 Apr 2023
We're doing dog training again. Trainer showed us really how to use "No." Used it on the tween this morning when he was complaining. Can confirm it works for them too.
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28 Mar 2023
From the horse's mouth
28 Mar 2023
Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) on school shootings:
"We're not gonna fix it."
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25 Mar 2023
Don't know if the kid is going to make it to his teens at this rate. The snark is strong with this one.
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17 Feb 2023
For Michael Jordan's 60th birthday, I wrote about his friendship with Carmen Villafane.
readjack.substack.com/p/carmโฆ
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26 Jan 2023
Why does my brain turn on after 10pm. Last couple nights this week, I've been dozing off around 7-8pm. And then when it's time to go to bed, it wants to be active.
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26 Jan 2023
Doesn't help that it is hyper focused on a new camera. And I had a meeting this week late at night. Totally screws over my future self.
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19 Jan 2023
The dogs are not allowed to go outside till the ground is solid again. I have wiped so many paws today. They are also getting stir crazy from being inside.
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12 Jan 2023
Something you donโt see every day: โI deleted all my social media about 3 years ago and I hardcore regret it everyday. It literally pains me.โ
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12 Jan 2023
1/ Last month I had โdate nightโ with my wife. We were resolved to stay out until at least 930. We went to one of Ann Arborโs best credentialed bars. After 1.5 clever cocktails and some well-considered merguez sliders, we were exhausted. I called a cab.
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7 Jan 2023
Some words about last year's cycling and what's in the horizon. gotshoo.com/2023/01/rose-thoโฆ
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3 Jan 2023
If 2022 taught us anything, the people that own our content can change hands, disappear, sell to god-knows-who. So, I've resurrected the good ol' blog. So if it disappears, it's more than likely I forgot to renew the domain.
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10 Dec 2022
We had the 'who is Andrew Tate' talk tonight. Recommend asking your tween-teen.
30 Nov 2022
Got a sinus-virus first part of November. Spent two weeks dealing with it. Went to the doc mid-way through, got antibiotics. From them on, impacted ear that I can hear like 40% and it rings. This is not fun. Hearing is actually enjoyable when it works. Would not recommend.
Chris Scheufele retweeted
The two Everton fans who went looking for beers and ended up in a Sheikhs palace chilling with a lion. ๐คฃ๐ถ๐ฆ
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