My mango is to blow up, and then act like I don't know nobody!
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Cory G Watson retweeted
23 May 2023
✨ Today, we’re announcing @withPlenty : where couples invest and plan for their future together. ✨
It’s our first step towards becoming the home where families collaboratively manage their financial lives.
🧵 Why we built Plenty 0/8
techcrunch.com/2023/05/23/pl…
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Oh this should be good...what's the weirdest place you've done incident response? Go enter with @LauraMDMaguire at #sreconemea22 to win some earphones! (or just respond here, for fun). 💬🎧
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Cory G Watson retweeted
28 Mar 2022
[unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes]
In these wedding vows, the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
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Cory G Watson retweeted
17 Oct 2022
J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER [ to himself]: now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches
GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh
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Cory G Watson retweeted
16 Oct 2022
Anyone wanna battle it out today like MEN?
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Cory G Watson retweeted
13 Oct 2022
jesus saves. and then, he passes those savings on tO YOU SO COME ON DOWWWN TO JESUS JEEP AND CHRISTLER WE GOT BRAND NEW 2023 MODELS AND WE’RE RESURRECTING 2022 MODELS FOR PRICES THAT WONT CRUCIFY YOUR WALLET THANK YOU GOD OUR LORD AND SAVER WE’RE OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK BECAUSE SUNDAY
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Cory G Watson retweeted
11 Oct 2022
Dude. Did you seriously just abandon me at the outskirts of the grazing area? You KNOW that I'm at increased risk of predation as one of the weaker sicklier members of the herd.
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"Be curious, not judgmental" - Ted Lasso, but also jeli bean @themortalemily when discussing incidents and learning from them.
“We’re approaching incidents as problems to solve as opposed to these rife opportunities to understand the whole fabric of our organization, the weave of how everything connects in our systems."
Watch @themortalemily on the @conf42com podcast
youtube.com/watch?v=3aoLMVVc…
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Cory G Watson retweeted
11 Oct 2022
PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
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Cory G Watson retweeted
11 Oct 2022
For the second time in 3 days a bird has flown into the back glass door and brained itself forcing me to take action. (Both birds recovered)
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