failson/multi-hyphenate (depends on day) • they • proud dad @fifthwheelpress
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24 Jan 2025
this may still get buried even tho i'm using code words but as mainstream social media continues to disintegrate, this is your reminder that the best way to stay updated on my practice is by navigating to my full name dot sub stack dot com and hitting that sweet subscribe button
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now i lay me down to sleep / i pray the lord to match with hot fellow aquarians
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queue is mostly empty, so you should send me your books and design ideas
june is already 1/3 over, which means you only have 19 days left to hire your favorite gay during pride month
natraum.com/freelance
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proof i looked hot at pride today. please clap
ALT reading a poem at pride while wearing a leather and chain collar, lavender lace bodysuit, and black leather shorts
ALT reading a poem at pride while wearing a leather and chain collar, lavender lace bodysuit, and black leather shorts
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this broke containment and rather than fat-shaming me, may i suggest reading literally any of my books instead: natraum.com/links
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✨ please hire me so i can pay bills ✨
june is already 1/3 over, which means you only have 19 days left to hire your favorite gay during pride month
natraum.com/freelance
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(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own
Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man
Friend 2: vessel alert
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absolutely not a soul wants to see an iris/tj commercial, be so for real
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Jun 11
what makes The Social Network a cowardly movie is that they film in Baltimore and try to pass it off as Boston. this is both disingenuous and offensive
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june is already 1/3 over, which means you only have 19 days left to hire your favorite gay during pride month
natraum.com/freelance
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how come men love to treat me terribly and label me the problem for behaving like i'm being treated terribly is what i want to know
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Jun 9
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
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Jun 9
I see u dr pepper #RealCreamer
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normal love islander intro: hi i'm casey and i'm a lover girl from a small town looking for the one
casa amor islander intro: hi i'm elektra and i'm here to suck hog and leave marks on your body
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you want workshops? we got workshops! workshop your heart out.
check out this thread of offerings.
-sadee
ALT 2026 Workshops
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Jun 8
Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about
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Okay people, reminder that this is TOMORROW:
@CletusCrow
@BurialMagazine
@AvaSLoomar
@ironhandslil
@gr8earlofhell
@norabird
@bobbyswebsite
Arguably our biggest lineup yet. If you’ve asked for the link, I’m sending it out today. If you haven’t asked, ask.
🦤
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to which i say: prove it
Jun 6
Fun fact:
you’re someone’s crush.
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genuinely some of y'all gotta stop being so fucking selfish when it comes to your interpersonal connections
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