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6 Dec 2021
He's drinking hot Kolashanpan
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Jun 15
most americans spend 100% of their waking hours staring at a flashing screen that just says KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
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KANSAS CITY β July 15th β come hang out with @HartzellForKC and I at Turnsol Books to talk Veiled Prophets β
see you there
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Jun 14
please people. test your coke πποΈ
Jun 14
84-year-old Senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized this morning, his office says.
McConnell has been in office since 1985.
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Jun 11
Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.
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Jun 10
Turning Point sent seven buses with 350 people to the Capitol on January 6.
Watters: This is like if TP was taking money that we thought was going to young conservatives, and bussing people to commit crimes.
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Jun 8
if the spurs win tonight, this is gonna happen in manhattan
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I honestly wonder who thought it was a good idea, on the anniversary of D-Day, to have a speech in which the Secretary's own ideology is set in metaphorical parallel to the Nazis opposing the beaches being stormed on D-Day.
Jun 6
Pete Hegseth in Normandy:
Sadly, today different European beaches are stormed by different dangerous ideologies.
In Spain and Italy and Greece and Bulgaria, boats and men arrive.
When will European capitals do something about that invasion? Or is it too late?
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Jun 6
Hunter Biden accepts invite to go on The Adam Friedland Show
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I deeply admire Timothy Olyphantβs Clooney esque ability to seamlessly play either the coolest person ever to exist or the goofiest silliest man ever to exist
Apr 2
Santa Clarita Diet deserved another season. Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant had incredible chemistry, and the cast made every absurd moment hilarious and charming.
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Jun 4
Even lazy-ass John Carpenter knows he has to get off the couch to laud the legendary Keith David.
βThe Thingβ director John Carpenter praises Keith David as an βastonishing actorβ while honoring him at his Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony.
variety.com/2026/tv/focus/keβ¦
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Jun 4
She opposed the Western-backed coup, the monarchy, Western wars and sanctions on Iran. For example:
Marjane Satrapi made a career out of proliferating orientalist western caricatures of her own people. While Satrapi cashed in on racist campaigns thinly veiled by anti-patriarchal rhetoric calling for 'regime change' in Iran, she never once used her platform to speak out against the ongoing existential threats presented by Western powers against Palestinian, Lebanese, Iranian and ALL other Muslim women in West Asia. It's a fitting end for someone who remained blithely silent through three years of genocide in the region that raised her to literally die of grief over the loss of one gangly Swedish white guy.
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Jun 3
Spoiling The Odyssey
Jun 2
Tom Holland spoiling The Odyssey is career suicide with Nolan
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trump is having productive conversations with nute gunray
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May 29
Me absolutely butchering La Vie en rose at karaoke
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May 26
they are the only ones with property Nancy
May 26
Our seniors should not pay property taxes.
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May 27
ok but those are some rather large exceptions
May 26
It will never cease to be funny to me watching people discover that, with the exception of queerness and abortion and divorce, at its core the Catholic Church is woke and has been for a very, very long time
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May 26
There is a massive, unbridgeable gap between Marx and Engels' omnivorous study habits or Lenin's declaration that, "You can become a Communist only when you enrich your mind with a knowledge of all the treasures created by mankind," and dogmatic "Marxists" who only read Marxists.
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May 25
Xavier Becerra, Leading Candidate for California Governor, Vows to Scrap Stateβs Troubled High-Speed Rail Project and Build a New Version βOn Budget and On Timeβ
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May 26
Heβs like if Tarzan was a heroin addict
Cheryl cheerleads the removal of a pair of Black Racers from Dr Oz's patio.
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