Cricket groundskeeper - an eccentric, who spends his downtime writing an algorithm for the Duckworth-Lewis-Stern method.

Joined July 2013
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๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Anyone interested in a private flight for 5 to Dallas with us for Englands opener against Croatia? Looking for 3 more. DM me. Leaving 10pm tonight, few beers, watch the game & head home Saturday eve. Preferably someone with a private jet & tickets, otherwise we can't go.
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A Coalition of 44 Countries have signed on to a resolution requesting that the United States attack them also. Because they could use the money.
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This is fantastic news. Fearless journalismโœŠ๐Ÿฝ Cancelled my @Telegraph subscription ๐Ÿ˜œ Subscribed to @zeteouk ๐Ÿ˜Š
๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Zeteo UK is here to disrupt Britainโ€™s broken media! Weโ€™ll be bringing fearless, independent journalism to the UK - no bowing to political pressure, no corporate interests, just fearless journalism.
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I had trained the algorithm to give me Knicks content for this run but now Trump has invaded Knicks twitter. Can't we just have nice things?
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Gilts arenโ€™t suffering a Starmer crisis or a Burnham crisis, despite the media narrative. Bond yields have been rising globally due to the inflationary impact of a 1970s-style Middle East oil shock. Doesnโ€™t make life easy for governments of the left, right or centre.
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No fucking pole for Lewis. Maybe Kim will have more luck with his. #MonacoGP ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ #F1
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Iโ€™ve intentionally led a stressful life, because I guess I do well trying to help others in terrible situations, from Coast Guard search & rescue to CIA case officer to police detective work. Now law school & eventually ADA or PD. But increasingly I want to tend to my own garden
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Hear hear. The new Ferrari Luce looks like it has copied the BYD. Disaster.
Former Ferrari chairman Montezemolo tears the new electric Ferrari โ€œLuceโ€ apart: โ€œI cannot say what I really think: I would harm Ferrari. We risk the destruction of a legend. So sorry. Take the Prancing Horse off. At least the Chinese wonโ€™t copy this carโ€
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NEW: I've filed a claim with Todd Blanche for compensation from the $1.776B slush fund for the unlawful investigation by the government into my podcast in August 2019. I'm seeking $8.647 million in compensation for weaponized lawfare - the equivalent of punitive damages, lost pay and retirement.
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Are there any of my financial adviser and mortgage broker peeps based in Liverpool who might be able to help me on a bit of a mission of mercy? DM me if you might be able to help.
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The Kash Patel bourbon: strong notes of insecurity, narcissism, incompetence and alcohol-fueled national security risk. Pairs well with taxpayer-funded getaways and the occasional SWAT-assisted wake-up call. ย  WARNING: The Kash Patel bourbon impairs judgment, undermines critical FBI decisions and causes paranoia.
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Another hit for Russian backed candidate Mr Farage. A real newspaper might have devoted a front page or two to his five million quid โ€œgift for securityโ€ (sic) Amazing what can happen when the son of a KGB agent owns a paper and Thailand crypto billionaire gives money to burn
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Iโ€™m George Conway, a constitutional lawyer and co-founder of the Lincoln Project. Weโ€™ve got to protect our democracy from Trumpโ€™s deranged, egomaniacal descent into authoritarianism. But Congress is doing NOTHING to stop Trump, and itโ€™s time for a change. We need the resources to win this race โ€” so I can take this fight straight to Congress as a fearless Democrat who knows exactly how to stop this fascist administration. ๐“๐ก๐š๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฒ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฆ ๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ: ๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐œ๐ก๐ข๐ฉ ๐ข๐ง ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ก๐ž๐ฅ๐ฉ ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐’๐“๐Ž๐ ๐ƒ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฅ๐ ๐“๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐Ÿ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐‡๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž? gc4ny.com/Protect-Our-Democrโ€ฆ
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Replying to @Acyn
his hairstyle reminds me of an endangered turtle known for breathing out of its genitals
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Donโ€™t know her, but she made me cry.

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Do search โฆ@RestIsPoliticsโฉ LEADING for our interview with a doctor from Ukraine
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Only the fake news media could say this is anything other than me hanging out
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