banned at 4K. another idiot on Twitter. sports, Army things, and human rights. Chiefs, Eagles, and Kansas City things. someone get me a beer.
Joined July 2023
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Feb 1
"Helen of Troy can't be black!!!! The historical inaccuracy!"
My guy, she was born from an egg after her mom banged Zeus who was disguised as a swan. Its a myth. Its why there's a cyclops and bunch of other things not real. The race of the actor for a fake person doesn't matter
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The World Cup just proves that people around the world want to chill, drink, eat, and bullshit together
Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event
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Landed 20 minutes ago and I can't hear out of my right ear. Granted I'm normally deaf on that side but this is worse that what I usually deal with lol
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JOB NEWS: they're flying me to San Diego this week for the in person session instead of waiting for them to back in Seattle at the end of the month.
*breathes into paper bag until I pass out
Jun 8
JOB NEWS: they called Friday and want to do an in-person meeting (which, from what I can tell, is the last step). Would've been tomorrow but I'm out for a conference so looking like end of June.
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All of us running QRF for Freddy if he wanders too far off Bourbon Street
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Jun 13
Great first half by the boys!
Jun 13
LET'S GO TEAM USA!!!
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Jun 12
Hi Freddy! We'd love to have you and your friends out at our July 4 home game in Kansas City, tickets on us! (There will be a postgame fireworks show, too)
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Jun 12
Freddy,
You've traveled across the U.S. for the World Cup. The least we can do is help you add one more match to the itinerary.
We're inviting you to a San Diego FC match, after your World Cup journey. Let us prove that San Diego belongs on your US tour. ππβοΈ
What do you say? @FreddyLA7
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Jun 12
A duck wearing a Mexico shirt casually walking through the streets of Mexico π
I'll never forgive FIFA for not hosting the entire World Cup there.
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Jun 12
Is the grooming standard a standard? Yes. Do i actively look at shit unless it egregious? Absolutely not lol we have work to do. Catch me on my deathbed before I'm checking someone's sideburns
The only people trying to enforce sideburn length are either bald or have male pattern baldness.
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Jun 11
The Knicks after Wu-Tang Clan performed at halftime
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Jun 10
This looks like corpo lawn art and has nothing indicating that it has anything to do with GWOT.
Jun 10
An early look at the @GWOTMF memorial planned for Washington, D.C, released today.
It's planned on what are now athletic fields at the corner of Henry Bacon Drive and Constitution Avenue, near the Lincoln Memorial and Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
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Jun 10
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match
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Jun 10
Iβve seen enough, give him a green card
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Jun 10
DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATIONπππ
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Jun 9
hello.
Someone has got to sit these Europeans down and teach them about the Pop Tarts Bowl
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Jun 9
Hold the phone. When did Portillos start selling beer? Or did I just miss it because my fatass was focused on the chocolate cake chocolate shake??
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