Actor. Stenny fan.

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Another one? What a rip off. Already got the home and the away one. What colour will it be?
Our latest stop in 🇺🇸 #BOLSCO | #FIFAWorldCup | @FWC26NYNJ
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Oh goodie … Piers can come in and have photos taken with the 4 awards we’ve won … Or maybe he will be sniffing the seat that Martin Keown sits on to get even closer to his beloved Arsenal .
UPDATE: I’ll be paying a lengthy visit to Mr Jordan’s studio tomorrow to discuss obnoxious mouthy little twits, a genre in which I accept he has world expertise….
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In the last six years, the team that has scored first in the UCL final, always go on to win. Except one team.

ALT Ha Smirk GIF

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a very happy 1 day anniversary to all those celebrating!

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This Arsenal parade is so good you got Arsenal fans using photos of Liverpool’s last parade😭😭😭
May 31
Waiting for the Arsenal fans to “shutdown London” like they said they would do for this parade
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Arsenal now have the two lowest possession percentages for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began) 📉
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Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆 Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️
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May 30
😍😍😍😍😍
May 30
We miss our final penalty. PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅ Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌
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CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOULL NEVER SING THAT!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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May 29
Jeezy peeps man. My head would be on mars if I were a Hearts fan
▶️ Here's what happened when VAR checked if Hearts should have been awarded a penalty against Motherwell. At 6pm on @SkyFootball watch Scottish Football VAR Review to hear what the SFA's head of refereeing Willie Collum made of it 📺
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May 30
Scotland has zero world class centre backs. Probably not even very good ones. Worrying 😅😅
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You’ve got to feel for Hearts btw, absolutely fucked out of a League Title from mental officiating.
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MORE SCOTTISH CORRUPTION❌ VAR literally says it’s a penalty due to contact & the referee decides to ignore them😱 Hearts drew this game 1-1, what a disgrace this is!😡

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It’s a mystery to me, Chris Sorcery
Martin the miracle worker 👏👏👏🍀 How this Celtic team have won a double I don’t know but they found a way to win and there is so much to admire about that. And with Martin, Celtic have had the best motivator out there. I’m delighted for him. What a man. A true great👏👏👏🍀
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May 19
Behave. Game finished post 10pm on a Tuesday night lol.
A lot of #CFC fans did not hang around for the annual lap of appreciation after the final home game, even though it took place soon after the final whistle.
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Life comes at you fast.
An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training. In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table. The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed. 📘 efl.com/news/2026/may/19/efl…
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May 19
TOTTENHAM AGAIN OLE OLE!
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No congratulations to Arsenal from me. Enjoy your tainted title handed to you by the PGMOL. 👍
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Congratulations to @FA_PGMOL on the 2025/26 title! 👏🏆
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Scottish football is now the satirical language of corruption.
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