audience/social. wasn’t allowed to watch the Simpsons as a kid so I don’t know what you’re taking about.
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27 Jun 2024
You're looking at the #travelerschoice #1 top attraction in the world. 📍Empire State Building tripadv.sr/3RGM7Yh
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6 Jul 2023
Grapefruit Dry is a not a small reason why I could never leave.
6 Jul 2023
I wrote for @Slate about Polar Seltzer and the joy of a regionally-based I-told-you-so. slate.com/human-interest/202…
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plain ole greg retweeted
25 Jun 2023
If you're not doing anything this Sunday, maybe you should start planning your next trip to Kyoto.
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plain ole greg retweeted
14 Jun 2023
We heard a rumor that you've never been to Avignon, France before? If it's true, you better start booking your flights. Don't want that rumor to spread.
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12 May 2023
I’m feeling three holo Charizards let’s open these bad boys
12 May 2023
Found these Pokémon cards in my childhood things that are unopened, seems like it game in a cereal box, and are apparently not worth more than $10.
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12 May 2023
Found these Pokémon cards in my childhood things that are unopened, seems like it game in a cereal box, and are apparently not worth more than $10.
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plain ole greg retweeted
20 Apr 2023
Imagine torching your brand so badly that famous people are frantically testifying that they didn’t pay for your product
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plain ole greg retweeted
22 Apr 2023
We’re honoring Earth Day 🌏 with @WCKitchen. Help us support their emergency food relief efforts by donating to their Climate Disaster Fund and the Tripadvisor Foundation will match it. tripadv.sr/3KXDnIX
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20 Apr 2023
wherein a Twitter bug accurately describes how Twitter got here
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19 Apr 2023
Tomorrow, 4/20, we are removing legacy verified checkmarks. To remain verified on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: x.com/i/twitter_blue_sign_up
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13 Apr 2023
Damn wasn’t ready for this in my feed today
13 Apr 2023
Dude removing the Jacob Wirth sign today. Also, the host stand was outside. Cool hunk of history. Cc @universalhub
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plain ole greg retweeted
31 Mar 2023
It's giving "last time your scheduled @uber driver's call woke you up" energy.
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