Cyberoccultist. Securing contuters. An actual cyberpunk, probably. He/Him.
Joined January 2009
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25 Jan 2019
“Password?”
“Easy Ice,” she said, “lowercase, no space.”
“That's such a shit password, it's not even a password.”
“I'm a just normal fucking person, Macon."
- The Peripheral by @GreatDismal
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24 Jul 2023
youtube.com/watch?v=LODereXf… my EMFCamp 2022 talk finally went up, be cool and watch it and then leave this dumb website and come hang out in the Fediverse @grimmware@hellsite.site
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8 Dec 2022
Okay no takers on Mastodon, does anyone want my BSides London ticket for this weekend? Donation lv 2, don’t want anything for it just want to make sure it’s used.
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4 Nov 2022
Now would be almost exactly the funniest moment for someone to create an unflattering meme of a certain billionaire that results in a fruitless attempt at censorship whack-a-mole.
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2 Nov 2022
Today is the day for the multi-billion dollar ambulance chasing industry to shake its collective head and knowingly state that OpenSSL shouldn't be written in C.
grimmware retweeted
"Pre-announcements of CVE-2022-3602 described this issue as CRITICAL. Further analysis based on some of the mitigating factors described above have led this to be downgraded to HIGH." #OpenSSL
openssl.org/news/secadv/2022…
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1 Nov 2022
Well that was lame, the current CVEs on openssl.org/news/vulnerabili… are marked "HIGH" not "CRITICAL" and they're just not all that bad. The internet rumor mill has done us no good.
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grimmware retweeted
The advisory isn't out yet, but the OpenSSL 3.0.7 source archive is.
Here's a rough diff. (There might be some artifacts, as the base comes from git.)
gist.github.com/FiloSottile/…
x.com/iamamoose/status/15874…
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1 Nov 2022
I look forward to 17:01 UTC when I get the message that they tried to deliver the OpenSSL vulnerability but nobody answered the doorbell whilst I've been staring out the front window all day.
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1 Nov 2022
I look forward to 17:01 UTC when I get the message that they tried to deliver the OpenSSL vulnerability but nobody answered the doorbell whilst I've been staring out the front window all day.
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1 Nov 2022
Has anyone got the tracking link yet? I want to see how close the delivery van is to my house.
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1 Nov 2022
I mean how much does it look like, after making an I’ll advised purchase, someone is going around begging $20 off of all their more well-to-do mates.
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1 Nov 2022
Obviously all a fantastic PR stunt though. Because the hallmark of a fantastic PR stunt is that you can tell it’s a PR stunt.
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30 Oct 2022
Wow so this thing is owned by the one guy who would have private stock of Kryptonite if Superman was real then?
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26 Oct 2022
Today I will be attempting to back a dockerd’s image storage onto an overlay2 mount (which will also have an ID-mapped lower layer) to try and deduplicated a set of base images so that storage doesn’t explode when trying to give every user isolated and unprivileged Docker.
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