i've fallen and i can't get top
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22 Jan 2021
I'm a simple man all I want is to find a girl and force her to listen to the full 9 minutes of blueberry boat by the fiery furnaces
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*my* sportsball team is ensouled unlike... [checks notes] the president
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Trump heard Anthropic's model can be jailbroken and he called up Dario to demand his usual pardon fee
"They screwed us": Personality clashes sent Anthropic's models offline axios.com/2026/06/15/anthrop…
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guys help my nathan fielder swallowed a bee
15 Oct 2022
Richard Nixon sitting at his desk. July 1952.
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surely someone has done this but I'm too lazy to search
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NASA scientists just discovered an exoplanet whose atmosphere contains the optimal hopium/copium ratio for life to flourish
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Jun 12
I talk like this when im drunk
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I’m not a violent man unless I think I can get away with it
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Jun 12
British network ITV broadcasts 1955 film The Dam Busters with heavy censoring to remove the word “nig*er,” which is said twelve times in the film to refer to a black dog.
Fans call into the network and deem the removal “unnecessary and ridiculous censorship.”
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Jun 7
I used to be a straight, well-adjusted individual with aspirations of working in science before I was brainwashed with socialist ideology
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25 Jan 2022
Friendly Reminder that if you're not gaming for Jesus, you're gaming for Moloch. And between you and me, I'm starting to like the way Moloch games.
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it's called Grace Anatomy because it takes place at the Seattle Grace hospital
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ALT Tweet screenshot: For all the people saying it's just used for repetitive coding or something. THAT IS STILL BAD. If you really have repetitive coding and want to be cheap (don't condone), just get a team of 25 in India for like 200k usd to do it. All jobs deserve to be respected no matter where.
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situation's changed, Jules...
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sometimes I think I have too many websites but then other times I think maybe other people don't have enough websites
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dont forget to show love and affection to your poly creature
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