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grover from glonuts @groverlight
Joined June 2009
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he wanted to call it glo nut so badly. bet
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Jun 8
NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.
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Ben Cera
@Bencera
Apr 6
If you’re not in pain. If you’re not misunderstood. If you’re not uncomfortable. You’re playing it safe.
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slop olympics today ffs
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Max Mulvihill
@MaxMulvihil
Mar 10
I need someone to mail me glonuts before they are gone forever
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Natural Flavors Expo West ™
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A lcohol B ars C ondiments D airy E nergy F unctional soda G ummies now i now my ABC's next time i win CPG 🎶
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what AI for brand strategy should look like
Elan Miller
@elanmiller
Feb 25
Introducing: The Personality Test for the AI-era. 🔮 personality.off-menu.com/ The people (and brands) getting great results with AI have figured out who they are: their POV, their edge, and of course, their personality. So we built a Personality Test to help you figure out your online persona, voice, & tone so you can train Claude, ChatGPT, or whatever LLM you use to speak like you. Nine brand archetypes. Takes 2 minutes. Share your results in the replies! Huge ty to @ferroshious & @KyleMorck for their help bringing this to life.
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same on the brand side. the silver lining is constant crisis makes for the most exciting content. but most founders are too afraid to show the truth bc they seek validation over trust
Mark Gallo
@guhlo
7 Dec 2025
Beverage copacking summed up by Monty Miller (Landman) “OUR BUSINESS IS ONE OF CONSTANT CRISIS INTERRUPTED BY BRIEF PERIODS OF INTENSE SUCCESS”
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when pantone is rage baiting you know the top is in
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something no one can take from us is when you google “hailey biebers fridge,” glonuts are in there. and no we didnt put them in there — justin case you were wondering. its important to find the beauty in small things like this bc CPG is a long, hard rhode
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bro has never had cold foam from community goods
Ron DeSantis
@RonDeSantis
3 Nov 2025
I humbly recommend to young people to try drinking black coffee without any bells and whistles. It’s cheaper — and once you get used to it you will not want to add in all the other stuff.
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here is my wife, post-happy cry, after finally receiving official confirmation for the biggest glonuts retail launch to date, nearly 6 months after the in-person pitch at HQ. soon when someone asks where glonuts are sold, i won’t have to say “have you heard of (insert regional grocery chain)?” excited to cry our way to the top
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praise (be)
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fundraising got easier when we stopped forcing a growth story and told the REAL one: • limited production capacity for years • innovative category with slower resets • cold chain forced sales to retail exclusively and how we removed those obstacles - • found a manufacturer to scale with • secured mass retail launch • created new shelf-stable products to finally flip the narrative the lesson here is tell YOUR story then you too can have a few $10k checks trickle in once a quarter
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seeking engagement from cpg twitter
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this is how we fight now 😅
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lmao who is buying all the glonuts plushies at the coconut cult pop up?!
grover from glonuts
@groverlight
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grover from glonuts
@groverlight
8 Sep 2025
i apologize to @sewyoursoul who was given the delulu task of turning the most complicated packaging design into a labubu. coconut cult collab lab kicks off thursday in soho!
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i apologize to @sewyoursoul who was given the delulu task of turning the most complicated packaging design into a labubu. coconut cult collab lab kicks off thursday in soho!
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glonuts first coupon ever went live @HEB today! and also today i realized our donuts are cute but our fans are cuter
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