Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That’s when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired. Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.

Sometimes when you’re looking for the good in a person, it feels like “where’s Waldo”

Before cars existed… did people say, “Ugh, you’re walking me crazy”?

I have stolen you from the entire world only to become a prisoner of my dream's

Leaving the problem alone is wiser than living with the problem

If you could have any superpower for just one day, what would it be — and what would you actually do with it?

Another day, another opportunity to whatever

Are you even listening, Your Honor

I saw my neighbor having a full conversation with her cat this morning. She genuinely thought the cat was listening to every word. I came home and told my dog. We both laughed.

85% of being a man is figuring out what we agreed to do when we were half paying attention.

The Real Housewives of Social Media. I would totally watch that shit.

Sometimes it feels like I am searching for a drop of water in a vast endless desert And all I find is sand Scorching hot sand . Or maybe I am the sand under that vast blue ocean . Or maybe I am the that vast blue ocean which sleeps under all that desert sand…

Me:  This spa has a relaxing atmosphere. Therapist:  Marc, this is a padded cell."

The lost. The helpless. The foolish. The incapacitated. The nonverbal. The mute. The deaf. Pressed flat beneath the march of sharper tongues, straighter spines, louder names. Steamrolled until edges forgot themselves, until silence was mistaken for surrender. To unbecome not by choice, but by repetition. اپنے وجود کے ہر اس حصے کو تراشتی گئی جو دوسروں کو ناگوار گزرا ہر لرزتی سچائی ہر انوکھی دراڑ، صرف اس لیے کہ کسی اور کی لکھی ہوئی کتاب میں جگہ مل سکے۔

माना कि आईने की कीमत कम होती है, मगर सोना पहनने के बाद लोग ढूंढते आईने को हैं। 🪞✨

It took me 13 years to understand that salt is just 'angry sugar' like bro I know you mad asf

as long as my heart beats you'll always be loved for sure

I was afraid I was wearing my heart on my sleeve, but it was just wrist pain from scrolling.

“I lived so carefully, thinking someone was watching. But the stage was empty, the audience never came.”

would you love my scars

Wow. Simple…. 🙌🫶