Jun 15
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately and push only one or two lies... erm... AbsoluteTruths(TM). Your handler gave you a whole list. Get to work or Central will remove you from payroll. Here's the list again:
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Jan 18
Morning heathens. It's magical Sunday, so I'll catch up with you later for #storytime
Have the day you deserve 🖤🖤🖤
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9 Nov 2025
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handler gave you a whole list of lies... erm... AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you only push one or two. Get to work or Central will remove you from payroll. Here's the list again:
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13 Aug 2025
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handler gave you a whole list of lies... erm... AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you only push one or two. Get to work or Central will remove you from payroll. Here's the list again.
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4 Aug 2025
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handler gave you a whole list of lies... erm... AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you only push one or two. Get to work or Central will remove you from. Here's the list again
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4 May 2025
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handler gave you a whole list of lies... erm... AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you only push one or two. Get to work or Central will remove you from payroll. Here's the list again:
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18 Apr 2025
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handler gave you a whole list of lies... erm... AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you only push one or two. Get to work or Central will remove you from payroll. Here's the list again:
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15 Apr 2025
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handler gave you a whole list of lies erm... AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you only push one or two. Get to work or Central will remove you from payroll. Here's the list again:
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22 Jan 2025
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handl-... erm... your superior handed you a whole list of AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you only push one or two. Get to work or Central will remove you from payroll. Let me remind you the list:
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29 Aug 2024
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your FSB handler gave you a whole list of lies... ermm... AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you go with old, debunked crap. Here, let me give you the list again:
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8 Jun 2024
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handler gave you a whole list of lies... ermm... AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you only push a few. Get to work or Central will remove you from payroll. Let me help you with the list
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23 May 2024
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handler gave you a whole list of lies... erm... AbsoluteTruths(TM) yet you push some personal nonsense. Get in line and do proper work or Central will remove you from payroll. This is your last warning.
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10 May 2024
It has come to Central's attention that you got lazy lately. Your handler gave you a whole list of lies... erm... AbsoluteTruths(TM), yet you only push one or two. Do proper work or Central will remove you from payroll!
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24 Mar 2024
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22 Jan 2023
Sketchy lyrics, but IMHO The Saxophone Solo on @SteelyDanLyrics STEELY DAN’s Deacon Blues is undefeated. #AbsoluteTruths
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22 Jan 2022
Modern #culture has been willing to embrace #ignorance to greater degree than previous cultures. One of the things that has made it possible is the spread of #belief in #technology & methods of #ScientificResearch, which have replaced to some extent the belief in #AbsoluteTruths
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24 Mar 2021
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I broccoletti ripassati so’ più boni la sera del giorno dopo (specialmente se hai saltato il pranzo).
Insomma, parenti stretti della pasta e facioli...
#absolutetruths
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16 Nov 2019
#Scientidiots perform #QuantumPhysics experiment proving there is no #ObjectiveFacts and #AbsoluteTruths, thus negating millennia of #Human #Philosophy and #ScientificObservation; we recommend dropping a #Piano on their heads to test #Reality: sciencealert.com/new-quantum…
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