Saturday Fuck Around and Find Out Unhinged Rant 🔥
You CAN’T run the state with yes-men. Sad to say it, but the
Republicans in Juneau should be doing a hell of a lot more for actual Alaskans the people who live here, work here, and depend on our resources being handled like they matter for the long haul.
Instead? They’re just voting yes with uninformed information and taking guidance from the lobby.
Rubber-stamping whatever gets shoved in front of them.
This Alaska LNG pipeline tax deal HB 381 in this special session is gonna go down as one of the worst deals in Alaska history.
85% property tax cut. Waving goodbye to roughly $800 million a year in revenue our boroughs and state could actually use for real shit like schools, roads, and services.
Locking us into decades of false sweetheart terms for a project that still isn’t guaranteed to deliver what they’re promising.
You can’t fix people who aren’t willing to learn. We’ve watched the gas line movie before big promises, bigger breaks for developers, and regular Alaskans left holding the bag.
Adding a few impact funds and ratepayer caps doesn’t magically make it good. It’s lipstick on a pig, and the pig still might not show up.
Fuck around with our resources, our revenue, and our future like this… and we’re ALL gonna find out.
The hard way.
Lost services. Strained communities. A deal we can’t easily unwind once the ink is dry.
Senate AKLEG this is your shot. Don’t fold and become yes-men too. Demand a fair share, real sunsets, actual accountability, and Alaska-first protections. Or own the consequences when they hit.
Alaskans Call your senators. Read the damn bill. Special session ends June 19. This one matters.
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