Happy National Horse Day, my little show ponies! 🐴
Horses A majestic, thousand-pound toddler with toothy grins that is entirely convinced every rustling leaf is a deadly predator. Also sleeps standing up.
Hold Your Horses - The original “calm down”.
High Horse - Comes with a better view and a worse personality.
Dark Horse - The quiet coworker who politely declines happy hour, only to reveal they are an underground breakdancing champion who speaks fluent Mandarin. They are the ultimate plot twist in human form.
Mr. Ed - A talking Palomino horse known for his witty remarks and charming personality.
Mr. E.D. (new dictionary entry): A man with erectile dysfunction. Same name, much less horsepower.
Saddle up, Use this when you're warning your friends that things are about to get chaotic, challenging, or wildly fun.
See you tomorrow.
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