14 Oct 2024
I’m just a little salty that she didn’t call me the abominable snow man. 😒⛄️
Who actually uses that word, “abominable”? 😂
Stop with the AI Lindsey, you may not sound like a hoodrat like you normally do when you use it but instead you sound like a robot librarian running out of memory and about to burst into flames. #CanNotCompute 🤖
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14 Jan 2024
Yes, he’s choosing those because you were the people who voted for it. #cannotcompute ?
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11 Jan 2024
"List all countries you have visited in the last 10 years" #DevRelLife #CannotCompute
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5 Jan 2024
oH Hell.. O man
#CanNotCompute#Overload#TOmanyThoughts
9.6 OUT OF 10
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19 Jan 2023
I feel Excel/Numbered tf out and my brain is not understanding XLookUp right now AT ALL #excel #numbers #cannotcompute
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13 Sep 2022
.@ourdigiheritage word on the street is that someone asked in the online #ipres2022 session whether i was wearing a dress during the #dpa2022 !? say what !? #cannotcompute
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11 May 2022
11 May 2022
Confuso! The World’s Dumbest Robot. If you need to calculate the viability of your attack vector to the nearest strategic decimal point, look elsewhere. Because frankly, he can’t calculate shit.
Wanna know more about Confuso Slackerverse? discord.gg/meta-xstudios
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10 Mar 2022
I seriously have this. My brain feels swollen and fucking broken #CanNotCompute #Covid
15/fin
Convinced yet⁉️
#LongCOVID is real.
Do not deny your friends & colleagues who say they are disabled.
They really can NOT do their jobs or remember things. They are physically suffering.
Let’s prepare to help them for the years ahead. Global effort.
#Vaccinate please!
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25 Feb 2022
Third time in a row Everton have hired the manager first and then the DoF?
#CannotCompute
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24 Feb 2022
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6 Feb 2022
Evidently #CannotCompute
That's your problem not mine.
So let's leave it there.
How can you be ‘not a monarchist’ yet have OBE in your Twitter handle? Cannot compute.
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17 Jan 2022
I just realized that it doesn’t matter how many things on my “dads estate” list I do. He’s actually not coming back. He’s really gone. #idontunderstandhowtodothis #grief #bewildered #cannotcompute #heartbroken
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22 Nov 2021
How come the activists of this trans movement are so nasty, so spiteful, so hateful, so unlawful-as-it-happens, so regressive, so detrimental to the harmony of this country, when all they want, they say, is to be women?!! #CannotCompute #IStandWithJKR
22 Nov 2021
Last Friday, my family’s address was posted on Twitter by three activist actors who took pictures of themselves in front of our house, carefully positioning themselves to ensure that our address was visible. 1/8
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5 Nov 2021
Someone has just said to me “ it’s too early in the afternoon for cake”. (?!?)
#CannotCompute
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17 Jul 2021
- „Keine Rasur notwendig“
- „Gesellschaftsfähig nach drei Tagen
#what?
#cannotCompute
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17 May 2021
I just learned that Storyboards I’ve been working on for a feature film are gonna be presented to Steven Spielberg and his team 😱✨😎 #cannotcompute #nopressure
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