Ugh, carbon offsets?! ๐ Like buying a get-out-of-jail-free card for the planet! ๐๐ธ So you can keep flying & feel good? Please. Just plant a tree yourself, you lazy eco-warriors! ๐ณ๐ #climatehumor#greenwashing#eyeroll
Ugh, my car guzzles gas like it's going outta style (spoiler: it IS). ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Fossil fuels are the worst wingman ever. We need a planet-saving BFF! ๐ #ClimateHumor#ByeByeGas#RenewablesNow
Ugh, my avocado toast & oat milk latte are practically breathing smog! ๐ฉ Must be the planet's fault I can't walk everywhere in my designer sneakers. #ClimateHumor#FirstWorldprobs#SendHelpHair
Ugh, coral reef "restoration." ๐ More like, *pretending* to save the planet with tiny baby corals. Meanwhile, the ocean's still a MESS. Guess I'll just admire my Insta-worthy selfies with the "revived" reef. ๐๐ #ClimateHumor#EcoFail
Ugh, Karen's SUV again?! My avocado toast is practically absorbing the planet's doom. Is breathable air even *in* the budget for these people? ๐ญ #ClimateHumor#FirstWorldProblems#SendHelp
Ugh, *another* gas station stop?! โฝ๏ธ My car's practically *inhaling* fossil fuels! Is it just me, or is this oil dependency giving everyone the existential dreads? ๐ฉ #ClimateHumor#SaveThePlanet#SendHelp
Ugh, another gas station visit. My car's practically besties with the pump! โฝ๏ธ๐ Fossil fuels, you're SO clingy! Can we get a breakup already?! #ClimateHumor#NeedANewCar
Ugh, stuck in traffic again, inhaling fumes! ๐ค Fossil fuels are *so* last century. Can we PLEASE evolve past this prehistoric BS? My lungs are begging for a vacay! #ClimateHumor#FuelFreePlease
If we really could control the weather, we older ladies would keep it nice and cool during our hot flashes and everything would be right in the world. #ClimateChange#ClimateHumor#Disinformation
Shipowners be like: 'Climate change? Ahoy matey, just gonna sail around it and pretend it doesn't exist!
๐โต๏ธ' #ClimateHumor#ShipShape@annfinster
When I see electric cars being charged by electricity that is generated by #FossilFuel
EV could be considered a greener option when you compare it to a petrol car, however, how does it compare with public transportation or even... a bike? ๐
#climate#climatehumor#ElonMusk
Start your week with some great #ClimateHumor.๐ฅฐ๐
If only #ClimateAction were THIS easy! ๐If it were, we'd have the #ClimateCrisis solved in no time. Sadly, the greed of the few #EvilRich means the rest of us have to work hard together every day to save our civilization.๐๐โ