Zach, I love this on so many levels... not the least of which is the Jim Downey/Conan O'Brien reference. I could spend hours talking about the brilliance of Jim Downey #CommitToTheBityoutube.com/watch?v=GKfHcas_…
The only reason I am surviving in Japan is because of @MilkTeaTiff 's recommendations
Thank you for truly being a guiding light in my life, my friend ! ! 🍳🥚🐣💕♥️
🎵🎶 HOW DO I LIIIIIIIVE WITHOUT YOUUU~ ! ! 🎶🎵🎤🧑🎤
#EggSando#DailyYamazaki#CommitToTheBit
I spy something quite eerie
From my balcony of servers up high
A mist of ick hovering about the lobby
Emanating from a guard like the foulest of stenches
He ignores a good morning greeting from the new employee
Reserving his finest smile for the pretty one following far behind
#writing#morningObservation#commitToTheBit#distraction#ISpy
🚀🔥 Everyone wants to go viral in 2026, but here’s the truth:
An Instagram account with barely 1,000 followers just blew up — not because of a big budget, not because of fancy equipment, but because a group of plumbers did the Mean Girls “Jingle Bell Rock” dance on a job site… in work boots… fully committed to the moment.
That’s the secret.
You don’t need a massive platform. You don’t need perfect lighting. You don’t need a million followers.
You just need creativity, courage, and the willingness to show up with authentic energy.
Start the year bold. Start the year unafraid. Start the year knowing your moment can go viral too.
#2026Ready#GoViralEnergy#StartStrong#CreateBoldly#SmallPagesBigImpact#DoItAnyway#CommitToTheBit#SocialMediaGrowth#NewYearMomentum
My diarrhea is true.
My diarrhea is pure.
My diarrhea is sincere.
My diarrhea comes from "problem drinking"
My diarrhea is a first sign of my early death.
#Authenticity#CommitToTheBit
yea my dumbass forgot the most important image
lowk realized it not long before i tweeted it but i thought it would be funnier to not correct myself #committothebit