Admiral of #LoonsLifeboats

Joined March 2009
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That was actually kinda fun. THE ADMIRAL IS BACK. This concludes my whistle to whistle coverage. #TheBitLivesOn
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4-1. Oh boy. The 2nd Gen Reyna with a dirty strike from the edge of the box. That was pretty. USA with probably their best national team game ever, or so analyst like myself are saying.
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This Pepe guy might as well be Pepe Le Pew cause he stinks. #Analysis
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Paraguay should add yellow to their country’s flag at this point.
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Oh boy. USA miss a SITTER (confirmed soccer word). I feel like I’ve seen this movie before as a #MNSports fan
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3-1. Paraguay has a pulse. NERRRRRRVVVVYYY 20 mins coming up for this USA squad
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They can VAR dives now?!? PROGRESS
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Can we bring this to the NBA? That would be neat. Looking at you Shai…
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No Captain America to start the 2nd?! Rest your stars, I get it. Power move. A touch aggressive for my liking, but respect the power move when it is made
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You don’t find tereré shit talk in many soccer analysts’ takes. #ThatsWhyImTheAdmiral
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3-0. USA chose violence. THE ROUT IS ON. Poor Paraguay. Might want to spike your Tereré with some vodka at this point. #USAUSAUSA
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Biggest question appears to be if the USA attempts to run the score up to increase their goal differential, again elite soccer mind, or button down the hatches at this point. Kind of feels like a lion playing with its prey at the moment.
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2-0. Captain America is real good at the round ball game. Finds Balogun for the easy layup. Some elite soccer analysts, like myself, would classify this 1st half as a clinic (not a soccer word)
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USA score, but then they don’t score. #Offsides #Soccer
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Nice of them to break the game up into quarters with the hydration break for the American crowd. #TipOfTheCap
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Feels like Paraguay is trying to establish the run right now. Really trying to muck it up. USA wants to spread em out to run and gun. This isn’t the 90s Paraguay. Advantage USA. Captain America looking like the best player on the PITCH (another soccer word, I’m told)
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Dest almost finds some other guy for a second. Extra NERVY for Paraguay right now
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USA in complete control right now after a NERVY (soccer word, I’m told) first couple of mins. Pulisic, Captain America, splits 2 defenders and forces an own goal from Paraguay. 1-0. #EasyGame
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Did you really think the leader of the #LoonsLifeboats wasn’t going to live tweet the USA World Cup Match?! #WeAreSoBack #CommitToTheBit
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To recap, the last time @cburbs last won the @millsboysleague championship: -Apple launched the IPhone that fall -Matt Flynn (!) led LSU to a BCS Championship -Dany Heatley scored 50 goals -Lawrence Tynes (!!) walked off the Favre led Packers in the NFC Championship game
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