Jun 13
#Guycode That shit hurt so fucking bad lmfaoo
Men can be scum and all that, but I respect them because when they fight, they never kick each other's balls.
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#GuyCode
1. Never use the urinal next to another man useless it’s an absolute
2. Never sit next to another man unless it’s an absolute
3. Never go inside another man’s house when he’s not home unless it’s an absolute
All of these are non-negotiable
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Jun 7
Wrong, yes.
Husband must be reprimanded for violating GuyCode® for leaving a *shopping club card* unsecured.
A wife could find it, buy a cart FULL of stuff while he wasn't paying attention, be asked to unload it after work & pay Visa off a month later.
That's not proper. Nope.
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I agree guycode
May 1
Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.
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Facts I don't follow the homies or my bros girl. #guycode
Mar 16
Your homeboys shouldn’t be liking & commenting your ol lady pictures on IG… youtu.be/M_S2XnBPd74?si=9DR1…
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Speaking for all men don't get me wrong you fine as hell ...
But we don't wife up single moms single moms are for recreational use only ...
#Guycode
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2 Dec 2025
When you shot him at an open space you are juss shooting yourself on the foot. Shoot your shot secretly the answer will be different. Trust me. Guycode 🤦🏽♂️
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