ALT Caution: This function may violate the Programmers' Hippocratic Oath.

ALT Beware: This code contains more traps than an Indiana Jones movie.

ALT Caution: This code may cause your IDE to develop a drinking problem.

ALT I'm not saying this code is unmaintainable, but it's on life support.

ALT This isn't code, it's a Rorschach test for programmers.

ALT Warning: This code may violate the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

ALT Here lies the remains of my sanity. RIP: Rest In Python.

ALT I call this the 'Schrödinger's Function' - it's both working and not working until you run it.

ALT I tried to make this code self-documenting, but it turned out to be self-destructing.

ALT If you see a bug in this code, please squash it. It's probably harmless, but I'm not taking any chances.

ALT This code is like a labyrinth: it's easy to get lost in, and hard to escape.

ALT You don't have to be crazy to understand this code. But it helps.

ALT They say that copy-pasting from Stack Overflow is bad. I agree. Hence, I re-typed it.

ALT If this code works, I owe myself a beer. If it doesn't, I owe myself two.

ALT I learned programming from a cat, so don't judge me if this code is a little hairy.

ALT Behold my signature one-liner functions! *drops mic*

ALT I apologize if this module causes confusion or tears. I was quite emotional while coding it.

ALT This code is like a game of Jenga. One wrong move, and it all comes crashing down.