This will be my last post. Forgive me?
I’m coming clean about my past. I got caught for robbing banks in Florida 20 years ago. The Miami Police Department discovered my fingerprints at one of the banks I robbed.
I want to say goodbye to everyone on Face Book and come clean: everything I posted over the years was a damn lie. I’m asking for everyone’s forgiveness.
I’m headed down to the police station now to turn myself in, and I told the news medias I’m on my way. So I’ll be on the news today. I did did this crazy stuff years ago now I have to turn myself in. No point in running and making things worse, 2 of those people I told, which was very few, only family and friends. You know how I messed up and what I did. It's something I knew I shouldn't have done. But now I have to face the consequences for my actions so I need the fam to hold it down while I'm gone. if I could turn back time, I would. I'm facing at least 10 to 20 years , but hopefully they will go by fast. I promise I have learned from my mistake when I come home I will pursue my dreams and I promise to get better especially because this is not real and I got yo ass!!! ......U should post this as ur status n see how many people actually read it to the end before they fall for it.... TANGO ❤️ #BankLife#BankJokes#BreakingNews 😂
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I need your help guys because my husband is DONE with me 😂
He’s been asking me to go to the bathroom every single time I need to fart.
And listen… that time of the month is creeping up and the fumes are criminal right now 💀
BUT if I ran to the bathroom every time? I’d have no life. I’d be a full-time bathroom resident at this point.
I even feel bad for him because…
our dog walked away from me today when I ripped ass 😭 even SHE said “nah.”
So… does anyone have an actual solution? Or do I just tell him this is the life he signed up for? 😂
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