You failed hoe math! 11% decline? Federal income tax from 12,000 to 48,000 annual income is 12%. Thats a 1 % increase on your tip income. The next bracket is 22% tax. Thats an 11% raise on tips for the middle class! Thank you president Trump! #HoeMath #MathIsRacist

LOS ANGELES, CA — In a historic first that has left mathematicians across the nation clutching their abacuses and sobbing softly, the University of Southern California has definitively proven that math is racist by canceling an entire gubernatorial debate because the candidates who met the objective polling-and-fundraising criteria all happened to be the wrong shade of pale. Reported by Gabe Utsecks, TDS News USC administrators explained that while the six qualified candidates — all of them mysteriously white — had technically satisfied the evil, white-supremacist requirements of “numbers” and “data,” allowing such an exclusionary event to proceed would have been “literally violence.” “Polls and fundraising totals are tools of the patriarchy,” said a visibly shaken university spokesperson. “From now on, debate invitations will be determined by a far more equitable metric: lived experience, melanin content, and how loudly you can scream ‘systemic!’ on a livestream.” The four excluded candidates of color, who had failed to poll or raise enough money to qualify, immediately held a press conference to celebrate the victory of equity over math. “This is what progress looks like,” said one, wiping away a single tear of triumph. “In the most diverse state in America, we simply cannot tolerate a debate stage that doesn’t look like a Benetton ad from 1994.” At press time, USC announced plans for a replacement “Feelings Forum” in which candidates will compete by sharing their trauma, ranking their oppression points on a custom 1-to-10 “equity scale,” and performing a mandatory land acknowledgment before every answer. Early polling shows the new format is already polling at 100% with people who don’t understand basic arithmetic. #MathIsRacist #USCGoesWoke #EquityOverArithmetic #CancelTheDebate #WokeUniversity #IdentityPolitics #GabeUtsecksReports #TDSNews #CaliforniaClownShow #WokeIsADisease

Guess what happens to all those homes and apartments once the illegals are deported? They magically become available to actual citizens! And you’ll never believe this next part — when there’s more housing available, prices drop! Wild, right? It’s called basic economics — supply and demand, not rocket science. #MathIsRacist #Economics101 #CommonSense #DeportationMath #SupplyAndDemand #FactsOverFeelings

A tale of the Acolyte 🏳️‍⚧️ ✔️GAYEST show ever pronouns ✔️Biggest Disney 2024 Release ✔️4.8 million Premiere views ✔️NOT for threatened fans Boy, they sure sacked those bigot white cis male Star Wars fans. #mathisracist

#MathIsRacist remember.

#MathIsRacist Trudeau’s policies; they never heard GST/ groceries, or setting up your point of sale. #SmallBiz #TaxCheats to #6000sheetsTrudeau

Not sure about your definition of "people of color" but It probably applies to 85-90% of all people on earth so by that fact alone the vast majority of people who could illegally migrate somewhere are PoC. #MathIsRacist

Well, Rainbow Flag, I have an undergraduate degree in Mathematics & Computer Science, an MBA mini-thesis in Operations Research, and a PhD minor in Statistics so I think that I have a good grasp of mathematics. #MenTooCanMenstruate #MathIsRacist

Kamala Harris and Joe Biden let in 14 million illegals in their first term, and we can suppose she'll do the same. So how are 3 million homes gonna put a dent in the housing shortage⁉️ 14 14 - 3 = 25 million #MathIsRacist #DefundDemocrats #Independents

#MathisRacist thinking. Alberta numbers with youngest, hardworking workforce, bigger contribution to CPP, fewer senior withdrawals , all favour DIY. Alberta loves entrepreneurial commitment and math, better outcomes, less grift. #TrudeauSohiAgenda run run away.

If my total is $30.27 and I hand you $31.02 and you look at me slightly confused and give me back $0.77, you best believe I'm talking shit about you in my head while I give you the fakest of smiles😃 #doomed #mathisracist

Nenshi hoping to launch a divisive backlash, calling common sense Conservatives “monkeys”. Horrible manipulative ideologue, knows better than reducing to name calling. #MathisRacist hurl.

"...ain't got no..." is a double negative. #MathIsRacist

It's almost inconceivable that the great minds of ancient Greece couldn't figure out such a profound concept without the help of brown people from Asia. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤯🔫 #IndianSupremacy #EurocentricHistory #MathIsRacist

#MathIsRacist #UrgencyIsRacist #WecantHearYouGov Trudeau’s felon and insiders, sellout to #ChinaIranSNClavalin interest #OrtisIranMoneyLaundry interest. No one there has interest of actual CDN survival.

If you picked 10 Fairport residents completely at random, there’s a 73% chance all 10 of them would be white. #mathisracist

2 2 does not have to add up to 4. #MathIsRacist theatlantic.com/education/ar…

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Never hire a liberal to do any construction, to be your surgeon or to even be your hairdresser!!! #TheyCantAdd #MeasureThis🖕🏽 #MathIsRacist #2Plus2Equals5