The conspiracy theory about the midnight thumping from upstairs has, I think, been solved.
I don't wanna jinx it, but here goes:
I think (please please God) they were moving out.
She was about to pop a minimicro-me, & I guess the govt sorted them out a bigger place. Or something.
As the owners, who used to occupy the place, did a deal with the devil,oops, I mean, the Home Office, I guess more of the same will be incoming.
I hope I'm not sorry for what I wished for. 🤞😟🤨