You guys, the craziest thing happened on the altar today at mass. The altar boy fell asleep. You read that correctly. He...fell...asleep. There were no signs that this would happen before the service. I can assure you of this because the altar boy was my son. #MomFail.

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Actually I have. One time I thought it would be fun to hatch cocoons with my kids at home. And I guess I didn't release the butterflies soon enough and they started mating. 🙈 My kids: mom why are the butterflies butts stuck together?!!? #momfail

SOS the toddler just watched me throw away a bag of moldy oranges and now he is wailing!!! #momfail 🤣🤣

This mother is a total #MomFail 🤦‍♀️ #ParentingTips & wisdom seek her out, but she’s intellectually on a whole lower playing field 🤷‍♀️

I've done this to him 🤦🏼‍♀️ #MomFail 🤪

When you thought you had plenty condiment cups for both of your kid’s class so didn’t grab any while you were “big” grocery shopping- then find that you don’t and no one in town has them- some kids are just gonna get disposable shot glasses full of frosting for their make your own gingerbread man treat bags. #momfail Mom of the year. Almost.

I missed the ending of Raw because I apparently ran out of formula #MomFail Was it good?

Me, to my 7th grader: “wow, that’s so 6-7!” 7th grader: “…don’t ever say that to me again, Mom.” Let this be a warning to all parents, the above is NOT the correct use of the term “6-7” #amparenting #momfail #sixseven

Sounds like she has mental issues... Children sometimes get so excited they forget their manners. I doubt these kids will grow up to be any different than they were in this moment, except more spiteful. #MomFail

#momfail turns into win for kiddo… Forgot about last baby tooth finally falling out, toothfairy forgot I mean… And the only cas I had was $100 bill… kiddo already woke up found the tooth still under the pillow.. slid the cash under his phone, toothfairy played a prank! Summer reading was a book about two little pranksters… Smooth… but also I’m out a pedi/mani….😭🙃

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First day, he and dad left while I was in the bathroom. Second day, I was in the office. So, here is my freshman on his third day of school. #momfail

True story. #momfail instagram.com/tv/DNRQnJuPFF4…

Meant to take some pictures and video of my son’s game last night- got so caught up in it that all I got was this picture just before kick off 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣 #momfail

Plain chicken cutlets with roasted potatoes and broccoli for dinner… because I completely f’n spaced and forgot to prep. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #momfail

Omg I sent my 5 yo to day camp without breakfast! He didn’t want to est at breakfast, so I said he could eat a granola bar in the car. And I forgot to grab him food for the car. And he didn’t ask. But he’s gonna be hangry soon. 😢 Momfail!

Mom, your daughter is a failure because of YOU!!! #momFail

Sorry it’s hard to take Aglaea seriously knowing she is a pathetic momfail, put tracking device on Cipher’s frenemy and brainwashed them to defend herself for lying that one time when Cipher was a kid, canonically, I’m sobbing