Waking up in Japan to news of a Hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship. 🦖🚢 People are paying thousands to get trapped on a floating petri dish with infected rodents while the charts are actually green. I’ve seen better sanitation in a prehistoric swamp. XRP is at $1.41 - stay on dry land and focus on the evolution instead. Sort it out. 🌋📉 #smaka #XRP #Hantavirus #Japan #Crypto #InitialisingChaos #NormalIsland

Happy Easter everyone, don’t let the flying missiles put you off your chocolate. 🐰🚀 While the "Suits" spend their Sunday tracking 48-hour ultimatums and air defence interceptions in Kuwait, we’re just here for the sugar rush and the chaos. Trump’s April 6 deadline is tomorrow and the sky is currently full of drones, but at least the eggs are solid. Priority check: Enjoy the glitch while it’s still sweet. 🦖📈 #smaka #Easter2026 #InternetChaos #MemeCoin #Crypto #NormalIsland #TrumpUltimatum #TheEvolution

Just @YvetteCooperMP suggesting that a wanted israeli war criminal is a 'man of peace'. #NormalIsland What on earth has become of the @UKLabour party I once supported Shame on #Labour and the #uk #Gaza #Palestinian #Israel #genocide #WarCriminal

"We are not terrorists🎶 These are only cardboard signs🎶"🥹 #NormalIsland #ItWasAScam

Literally saw a fully grown actual man in his 40s today wearing a St George’s flag like a cape and a hat on his head that said “I Love Katie Hopkins” on it. Makes you proud to be British 🤮🤮🤮🤮 #NormalIsland

Shame on @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer @YvetteCooperMP for putting #UK #police in this ridiculous position What an absolute nonsense #NormalIsland #Gaza #Genocide #Protest #PalestineGenocide

These are the shit-for-brains thugs that #RupertLowe wants to patrol the streets, in order to 'keep women safe' #Reform #Racism #NormalIsland

UK as global-capital-desiccated-husk story: greedy/stupid investors; flees to Dubai unimpeded; police not interested; bling lifestyle made the con plausible; UK service staff forced to support the con; accounting 'infrastructure' not worth the paper written on. #normalisland

Outstanding accurate description of trump & his israeli war criminals ! Wish I had the resources to fund your posts ! But thank you, Normalisland Nws from Joe 'n Family ! Keep up the good work !

If we aren't policing who goes where for a pee, it's what regional flags we can fly. Please can someone cleanse all sentient life of our islands before it's too late? #normalisland

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Pure poetry. Recently, UNKKKLE NOLE: KKKETAMINE HITLER has made it so I rarely see normalislands' tweets or the tweets of about 95% of those I follow. I do regularly have PORNBOTS (IOF/MAGA) "like" my tweets, though. I'm clearly wanted....for GULAG! Give normalisland a follow.

Artists face problems touring EU, Small biz unable to ship to EU. Freedom of travel lost for British citizens. Humans trying to take away Human Rights. Freeports. Starving. Freezing. Work til death. Homeless. Hopeless. #normalisland, wake up. stop being divided and conquered!

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So 2.3m refugees living in an open air prison / now just rubble is Hamas’s fault and not Israel’s?

He has the look of a man who knows he must say only what his backers allow. The soul having long since departed.

Just Judeo values, please. Leave us Christians out of this.

Answer: The Hague.

Beyond parody accounts are fine! 👍

Trump will sell out the USAs allies. And the USA doesn’t have that many left. Putin is just waiting for a weak idiot like Trump.