🦤🚓 Emu on the loose! 🚓🦤 EBRPD officers Lopez, Sanghera, and Salas wrangled a runaway emu at Wildcat Canyon, safely returning it to Contra Costa Animal Control. Case closed: Emu = safe. #NotYourAverageCall #EBRPD #WildcatCanyon #EmuChase 🦤💨

Definitely not in the academy manual... Decatur PD officers found themselves in a different kind of foot pursuit this week—chasing down a rogue sheep on the loose. No arrests were made, but there was some gentle restraining involved. Just another day in the badge. #SheepInCustody #DecaturPD #CopCultureCheck #FOPStrong #PoliceWork #NotYourAverageCall #ProtectAndServe

👀....Someone just dropped $1 million on a GME $30 call expiring Dec 17, 2027… and that wasn’t a typo. This isn’t a YOLO. This is deep conviction money...nearly 3 years out, sitting comfy and loaded. 947 contracts filled at the ask. No wiggle. No hesitation. Just straight-up firepower. Somebody’s playing the long game… and they’re betting the house that this story is far from over. Big players don’t waste seven digits unless they smell something. Tick. Tock. #GME #LongGameStrong #NotYourAverageCall #WhalesKnow #MOASSReady

Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I Oh no!….Nothing like starting off your morning by wrangling some cattle. Pita, Mullet, and friends were returned to their home after taking a stroll down Berkeley. 🐮 🚔  #Cowtastrophe #Recowvered #NotYourAverageCall

#NotYourAverageCall Deputy Miller scaled ~100' down the side of the Columbia River Hwy to investigate a dumped ATM. Thanks to some help by @OregonDOT crews, 🏧 was successfully recovered and we're attempting to locate the rightful owner