Schumer Tried to Protect Illegal Aliens by Defunding the TSA — It Led to ICE Agents Arresting Illegal Aliens at Airports By Dixie Normous | TDS News WASHINGTON — In what progressive strategists are calling “the most brilliant self-own in Senate history,” Chuck Schumer’s plan to safeguard illegal aliens by gutting TSA funding has exploded in spectacular fashion, resulting in ICE agents freely arresting migrants right at airport gates. “We defunded the screeners on purpose so our undocumented friends could travel without all that nasty ‘law enforcement’ getting in the way,” Schumer said, adjusting his glasses with a look of pure panic. “How were we supposed to know ICE would just walk in and start doing their jobs? This was supposed to be a safe space!” Eyewitnesses at San Francisco International Airport’s Gate E2 confirmed the chaos when agents rolled up and began removing individuals who had apparently taken Schumer’s promise of “open borders, zero questions” a little too literally. One emotional detainee was reportedly heard muttering, “But Chuck said the airports were sanctuary zones!” At press time, Democratic leaders were reportedly drafting emergency legislation to defund ICE entirely — “for equity reasons,” of course — while Schumer was last seen hiding under a pile of unpassed border bills.
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