Zero isn’t buying this day off thing.
Little known fact: Zero is the most educated dog in the known universe.
Over the last year alone he has sat through discussions on quantum mechanics, software architecture, cybersecurity, philosophy, mathematics, business strategy, nutrition, and whatever fresh madness I happened to be researching at 2:17 in the morning.
At this point he has accidentally earned several honorary degrees.
The problem is nobody gives him credit because he never published a paper.
What people don’t realize is that Zero has listened to more scientific lectures than most college students. He’s reviewed thousands of hours of material and has personally supervised countless research sessions from the comfort of a couch.
His peer review process is brutal.
If the idea is bad, he leaves.
If the idea is good, he also leaves.
If the idea is groundbreaking, he just tends to go outside.
Honestly, his feedback is difficult to interpret.
The best part is society says it’s perfectly normal to explain your thoughts to your dog, but the moment you explain them to yourself out loud people start asking if everything is okay.
Meanwhile, Zero has heard enough research discussions to easily solve quantum gravity or fake it convincingly at a conference.
Either way, he’s still demanding snacks as compensation for his consulting services.
— Thesecretchief
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