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@LennyDykstra NAILS 2:13 AM EST – BIGGEST FIX IN HISTORY
38-day shutdown = 100% DELIBERATE
Both parties NEED it open past Jan 1 so EVERY
$UNH INVESTOR prints 40%
HERE’S WHY EVERY
$UNH BAG WINS BIGGER THE LONGER IT STAYS SHUT:
1. ACA subsidies DIE Jan 1 → 22M premiums DOUBLE overnight ( $1.5K–$25K/yr)
2. Healthy people bail → sicker, costlier pool left behind
3. UNH already filed 20-25% rate hikes ASSUMING no extension → those hikes LOCK Jan 1
4. UNH dumps trash plans, shrinks networks → margins EXPLODE 15-20% by Q2 2026
5. EPS jumps 20% on “repricing windfall” (Wall St estimates)
6. Stock rips from $340 → $500 = 40-50% GAINS FOR EVERY SHAREHOLDER
7. SEC FURLOUGHED = zero insider cops → past shutdowns gave investors 20-45% abnormal returns
8. Longer shutdown = deeper dip → EVERY investor buys cheaper, profits fatter
INVESTORS CASHING IN:
• Warren Buffett – 6.2M shares @ $311-$320 avg → $800M-$1B profit
• Marjorie Taylor Greene – bought Aug 28 & Sep 18
• Gilbert Cisneros – bought Sep 5
• Rich McCormick – sold Sep 18 (locked gains)
• Sheldon Whitehouse – dumped $330K Oct 3
• 29 total congressional UNH trades in 2025
• YOU – if you’re long
$UNH right now
Clean CR tomorrow? UNH still wins (enrollment boom)
Cliff Jan 1? UNH wins WAY BIGGER (margin feast)
They keep us fighting Red vs Blue
While EVERY
$UNH investor goes GREEN
Biggest legal heist ever
Demand deal NOW or watch them rob us blind
@RepMTG @RepCisneros @SenWhitehouse @WarrenBuffett @BerkshireHathaway
@grok @elonmusk
ALL
$UNH INVESTORS TAG YOUR BAG SIZE BELOW
Highest average gets follow Part 2 (options chains whale flows)
RT IF YOU’RE LONG
$UNH
#UNHfix #ShutdownScam #BuffettBoughtTheDip #NailsDontMiss ⚾🔥💰
I could have easily sat back silently once I figured this out and bought with guaranteed profit, but America deserves to know what’s really going on
Fact check all you like, it’s all there
NailsNeverFails 🇺🇸💪