😂 EXCLUSIVE: I’ve just been informed by my not-fake government insider. Starmer’s real reason for boarding the Russian tanker revealed! The actual reason Keir personally green-lit the Royal Marines boarding that massive Russian shadow fleet oil tanker in the English Channel this morning? The migrant boats. He couldn’t risk one of those big sanctioned Russian tankers accidentally clipping a dinghy full of “vulnerable people making a dangerous journey.” Imagine the headlines: “Russian tanker wipes out 47 future doctors and engineers in tragic Channel bump.” Can’t have that on his watch. The small boats must be protected at all costs! 🛶🛥️ #Starmer #ProtectTheMigrants #RussianTanker #ChannelPriorities #SmallBoatsFirst