My town is getting wrecked: car washes everywhere, ghost storage units, and now ALDI’s multiplying like untreated STDs. Stop the building. Save our small towns of Florida! #Aldi #SmallTownProblems #stopoverbuilding #suckassstorageunits #fuckaldis

The ONLY thing I hate about where I live is how incredibly hard it is to find a consistent play partner! 😮‍💨 #smalltownproblems

That’s why I ordered the big one online..was going through the little bottle too quick..& here in Elko it’s hit or miss at the grocery stores that they will have it in stock. #smalltownproblems

Let’s see what’s going on in the local Facebook community watch group… Oh. #smalltownproblems

Was bragging that Coaldale has a Tim Hortons now and was promptly made fun of. #SmallTownProblems

Asked my mother to pick the fanciest place she could think of for her birthday dinner.. She said “Cheddar’s?” 💔 #SmallTownProblems

I was able to sit down with a Jewish college student. I asked her what it was like at these protests. She told me that she had attended a couple out of curiosity. She told me that 99% of the protesters ARE NOT students. They are here on a visa. The handful of students who were in attendance really had no idea why they were there to begin with. The protesters keep screaming about communism. That’s the only keyword used in these protests. Take away their visas and send them back to the country from which they came. Enough is enough! #Antisemitism #SmallTown #SmallTownProblems #NewYork #Pennsylvania #Visa #ProHamas #Hamas @TheJusticeDept

Why do crickets make noise at night? This is so irritating. There is one somewhere in my bedroom.. sleep is ruined 😒😏 #smalltownproblems

I loathe Walmart but I do miss it being open 24/7, pre-plandemic 😑 After 11pm, can't get ice cream or snacks any fucking where round these parts 😡 #smalltownproblems

There's not a lot I miss about the metroplex.... except... my movie theater. When you move to a small town, the local theater is the main attraction. People. Ugh. #smalltownproblems

Power went out as board meeting started #mswx #Prentiss #smalltownproblems

Called 2 plumbers in town today to get quotes for a bathroom Reno. 1st guy was happy to help and set up a date. The 2nd one basically told me how stupid and expensive it would be. Guess who ain’t coming over to quote. #smalltownproblems

Installed a mailbox yesterday near my driveway to entice my mailman to deliver my mail to my house instead of making me go to the post office to get it. #smalltownproblems

Daaamn you know it’s cold when you hear the wind machines going in the orchards #SmallTownProblems good morning 🥶y’all

7 ducks found in car of man charged with impaired driving #ontario #canada #londonontario #canadian #canadian #canada_life🇨🇦 #frankdomenic🍁 #smalltown #smalltowncanada #smalltownproblems

Well had to log into twitter because everyone thinks they need to share the same Facebook post. #smalltownproblems

My town is currently in a frenzy and I’ve had 5 texts asking me if I know where a local user is. The cops are down bad and even made public posts asking. #smalltownproblems

Don’t panic. The largest living lighted Christmas tree is dark tonight. Volunteer Ferndale Fire Dept Chief Dennis Del Biaggo told me, “Oh crap. Someone forgot to set the timer.” He’s on it. Racing to the tree right now to turn it on. #ferndaleca #smalltownproblems

I think I just saw ... my daughter's principal #smalltownproblems