The Year is 2026: I told the AI agent to fix the login bug while I grabbed a coffee.
I came back 10 minutes later, and it had refactored the entire codebase into microservices, automated the CI/CD pipeline, and successfully raised a $5M Series A funding round.
Iβm currently hiding in the server room because it just scheduled a 1-on-1 performance review with me to discuss my future contributions to the repo.
Senior Devs in 2010 spent 6 hours debugging a missing semicolon in a PHP script.
Vibe Coders in 2026 just type build_uber_for_cats(snake_case=True) into a prompt, recline their chair, and let the orchestration happen.
Plot twist: The AI just submitted a PR titled chore: deprecated the human.
Do I approve it for the vibes, or do I fight for my right to write nested loops? π
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