yeah rise was cool cuz of the bugd movement, someday I'll upgrade my toaster and get wilds
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Isabella retweeted
The Charm of Old Machines! A 1920s Toaster Still Works Perfectly
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Jfc just emulate it. No one needs to play the original SO BAD that theyโre going to take a boomerang with a toaster attached to it out of the house with them
I predict ~100 soy boys will buy this and never use it once except a few edgelords who wanna show off on public transport
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the worst thing that can happen to you on the internet is not joining the toaster fucker discord, it's joining the sneer-at-toaster-fuckers subreddit. the fuckers fuck a toaster and go live life, but the sneers spend 24/7 thinking about fucking toasters
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you have toโธบ there's the airfryer. it looks like a lil toaster oven. you can't eat them raw.
or maybe *you canโธบ
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me when I have the reading comprehension of a toaster bc of my alcoholism poisoning my brain
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Luke Weston retweeted
I just made the world's worst reflow oven out of a $25 walmart toaster oven, a solid state relay, a thermocouple and a raspberry pi pico. Total BOM is $60. (1/4)
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KC could have chemistry with a toaster heโs genuinely funny and charismatic #loveislandusa
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Capitalism almost guarantees a reality Bruce Greenwald once professed: in the end, everything is a toaster. Moats stretch out the decay function, not necessarily promise impregnability. When underwriting 5-10yrs out, moats serve as a vision device, but vision still blurry.
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Then you'd want pancakes.
Waffles have to be cooked as close to the limit as possible. The entire point is that they're crispy.
Alternatively get toaster waffles.
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I am an actual toaster fucker, with the only saving grace being that the form of toaster fucking I fetishize is physically impossible.
Aella is as far away from being a toaster fucker as an allosexual person can possibly be.
Y'all are still frothing sexists who can't read.
the worst thing that can happen to you on the internet is not joining the toaster fucker discord, it's joining the sneer-at-toaster-fuckers subreddit. the fuckers fuck a toaster and go live life, but the sneers spend 24/7 thinking about fucking toasters
this tweet is about Aella
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