epistemic father. committed all to bits

Joined July 2010
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you post nut clarity, I tweet crazy insight, we are not the same
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the worst thing that can happen to you on the internet is not joining the toaster fucker discord, it's joining the sneer-at-toaster-fuckers subreddit. the fuckers fuck a toaster and go live life, but the sneers spend 24/7 thinking about fucking toasters this tweet is about Aella
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after consulting with my internal parts, we've decided to push back emotional unclenching until Q1 2027 we apologize for the delay, and remind you that you can safely interact with Jacob v3.6 Pro (dad mode) in the meantime
i warned you
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Jun 12
the ultimate outcome of the entire crypto industry will have been to funnel money from south korean rubes to north korean hackers using greedy americans as the intermediary the only successful communist project in history
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Jun 12
you shouldn't criticize your significant other on twitter. this is partly so that you can tell them to pause and take a breath when they're crashing out and they trust that you're saying it for them, not for the mob enabling your partner at their worst isn't loyalty
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Jun 10
know the Claude rules
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Jun 10
Saros is almost as good as Returnal
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Returnal says: Adapt or die. But if you manage to adapt, it's a peak flow experience that few games could match. Saros says: Pick your own adventure; it's only going to be hard if you make "bad" decisions on purpose. It's a good experience for more players, but peak for none.
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a neat nugget is that Ant's new model name will now completely swamp the marketing for Xbox's major upcoming release, just a little fuck-you-Microsoft cherry on top of evalmogging OpenAI
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I want a t-shirt to wear at Lighthaven that says "Jacob is a human and can make mistakes, please double-check responses"
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LessOnline doom vibe report: 2024: "doom is coming, what can we do aaargh" 2025: "doom is here, let's cry and talk about sex" 2026: post-doom
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the somewhat strange outcome is that people like Eliezer, Nate, and the Lightcone team are still respected and beloved pillars of the community but also find themselves as outliers on p(doom), both in their explicit statements and emotional orientation
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when rationalists die they go to Lightheaven x.com/i/status/2064172402008…

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Already dead.
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big mistake to marry your gender-flip - normie women should marry TPOT men to open their intellectual horizons - rationalist guys should marry rural hippie girls to connect them to their souls and bodies - rural Christian men should marry a girl who can code for economic reasons
Keeper is overflowing with great: - urban normie women - rationalist guys - rural Christian men So we're short on their matches: urban normie men, rationalist women, and rural Christian women. Know one who wants to find a spouse? Send them to us please! 🙏
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huge value in integrating the two and helping them benefit from each other, whether that means building tools and interfaces or figuring out how to metismaxx in your own life while using AGI to technemog the luddites
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in the war between ‘metis’ and ‘techne’, techne is winning, but in doing so radically increasing the value of all remaining metis
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The_Solution.final.2.really_finsl.v46_8a.no_this.FINALV3.TH1S.0NE_revision5.pdf
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the difference between girl and e-girl is the same as between a bike and an e-bike
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I have no idea what this means actually if one of the people who liked it wants to tell me
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how do you masturbate?
64% lying down
18% sitting
11% standing up
7% I pretend I don't
28 votes • Final results
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people spend so much effort and pain policing sexual norms on themselves and others. of course they're gonna get mad if you show them that's all for naught because you can live a happy little life while flouting every single of these norms with a giggle
everyone’s like “you can’t give advice about meeting someone, you just got lucky met your husband at an orgy. that’s just totally random and not something anyone else can do!” you guys. i literally put on a sexy outfit and went to a party centered around one of my interests, and then met a person who shares my interests and personality type. this is the most traditional way to meet a spouse. it could have been bowling, or trivia, or tap dancing. i’m sorry to be the one to say it, but you’re all ngmi.
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let me spare you 1000 words
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if people believed they kept sexual norms for their own good, they wouldn't care that someone else doesn't they're mad because they tell themselves the norm-policing is to protect a girl like Romy from herself, and Romy says "lol I'm fine I don't need it" x.com/TytheGreat4/status/206…

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Sexual norms are good for most people. Some people prosper despite or because of breaking them, especially people like Romy with high agency and the ability to relate unusual experiences to broadly relatable advice. Smart people can recognize both rather than being bitter
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