18 Apr 2023
#ToryMathsQuestions:
If the cost of food has increased by up to 80% in a year, if wages have stagnated in real terms for over a decade, if energy bills are unaffordable, if most of your local rivers are polluted, which Party has been in power since 2010? theguardian.com/business/202…
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6 Jan 2023
Published in The Times and The Sunday Times
#RishiMaths #teachers #ToryBrokenBritain #ToryMathsQuestions #ToryLiars
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How it started v how it's going.
Somebody definitely needs to do better at maths 🙄
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5 Jan 2023
Dear PM. I didn't do so well at maths at school (shouty, impatient, crap teacher) but even I can see that a 2% pay offer is actually a decrease when considering inflationary uplift. Go back and do your sums again. Poor effort!
#NHS #ToryMathsQuestions
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5 Jan 2023
If you want schoolkids to learn calculus, it probably helps if they're not hungry #CostOfLivingCrisis #ToryMathsQuestions #Hypocrites
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5 Jan 2023
Have to admit.... Sunak might be onto something with his #ToryMathsQuestions only the important stuff though, like:
If I spend £6.99 on 440 Tetley teabags & have to use 2 bags to every brew cuz they're useless, why didn't I just spend £4 on @YorkshireTea to begin with 😑
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5 Jan 2023
The @Conservatives clearly think they are so safe in power they can do anything to us, watch us suffer and even kill us #RightToStrike #NHSPrivatisation #NHSCrisis #ToryBrokenBritain #ToryCostOfGreedCrisis #ToryMathsQuestions
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5 Jan 2023
Thank you Simon for saying so clearly what so many people want to say. #GeneralElectionNow @Nurseborisbash @premnsikka @DebbyAl66202739 @natalieben @GlynisS56392247 @SkyNews @BBCNews @Channel4News @itvnews #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern #ToryCorruption #ToryMathsQuestions
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5 Jan 2023
There's loads of money, guess who's got most of it? #DoTheMaths
Bosses at Britain’s biggest companies have as of 2pm Jan 6th - already made more money this year than the average worker will make in the entire of 2023
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/b… #ToryMathsQuestions #thursdayvibes
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Here's a mathematical real time quiz for you @RishiSunak
5 Jan 2023
There are 177 billionaires in the UK with a total wealth of £653bn.
Taxing their wealth over £10m at just 3% would raise almost £60bn
Tax the billionaires.
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If I have 100000 nurses and they're burned out beyond exhaustion, 60% of them are also hungry, depending on food banks, they all decide to strike and so I fire them all!
How many nurses do I have?
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5 Jan 2023
Whatever the question, the situation or crisis everyone knows @Keir_Starmer is not, and never will be, the answer. The only thing that can fix this mess is a true socialist government. #Starmerspeech #ToryMathsQuestions
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5 Jan 2023
Not enough maths teachers now let alone for this pipe dream. Who's going to do this maths teaching? Seems to me the bloke who helped orchestrate the global financial crisis, then sunk the economy and 'eat out to help out' can't do maths himself!
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5 Jan 2023
I'm guessing there is an army in support of Mr Pegg 🤔 👌👏
#ToryMathsQuestions #GeneralElectionNow
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5 Jan 2023
Example of new module maths 16-18 edition:
If I have 210 hospital wards, half the required amount of Drs, lose a third of nurses, 100 middle managers, an aged population and a shit ton of outsourcing
How many Tories need to give their heads a wobble?
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I could not have put this better myself, fvck the Tories get rid of them. #GeneralElectionNow #ToryMathsQuestions #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern
5 Jan 2023
Fucking YES Simon Pegg! x.com/HFeddieHF/status/16106…
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Today's maths lesson.
Q.1 What is the square root of £37 billion pounds divided by one incompetent fool from the Jockey Club?
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